Jay

The no bullshit #datingadvice you need. Work with me as your personal #dating and #relationship trainer. Apply via my blog.

[Doug Polk (Code Doug) @DougPolkVids]

This weekend will be my last appearance on a poker show for a while, which seems like a good time to run my biggest giveaway ever: 50% of my action in today and tomorrow's $25/$50 games.

ENTER HERE: https://t.co/S9sRpxtawZ

If I end up losing, I'll still draw a winner for $1000

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

@guitarcenter bought ALL of my gear at your stores for the last 15 years. Not any more. What happened to being able to plug in and play?

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

@DougPolkPoker have you ever met someone who just gives you that urge to punch them in the mouth...? #Cantu

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

If you hit the #gym as hard as you beat your dick, you'd be Mr. Olympia by now. #PrioritizeYourEfforts

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

Lmao #SuperBowl #TomBrady #GOAT

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

Nothing says "I'm a drug dealer" quite like a neck tattoo #LetsSettleThis #CareerAdvice

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

There definitely is such thing as a stupid question and people ask plenty of them. While I'm squatting is not the right time. #gymthoughts

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

Thank you for exposing me to how shitty of an "artist" #BigSean is.... there's monkeys more talented. @nbcsnl

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

How someone handles and manages their #relationships definitely tells you a lot about their true personality

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

“Sorry I’m late, I’m an adult man who still can’t time out when to get in the shower and believes that every place is 15 minutes away.”

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

Most guys these days have zero standards in the #women they #date. They wanna #marry the first one that lets them stick his dick inside her

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

@meijer I am boycotting your #bolingbrook store because employees keep smoking right in front of the building. Cigarettes over Customers?

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

If you're over 14, still wear #DragonBallZ t shirts, and wonder why you can't #getlaid I have a very simple solution to your problem

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

Who do you think is the best #rapper alive? I'd say #Eminem hands down.

[BowTiedBull.eth - Read Pinned or NGMI @BowTiedBull]

#TrumpRiot

Summary: "If he wins he'll burn our country down!!!"

Post win: "Let's riot and burn our country down!!!"

Idiots.

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

#HillaryClinton #notrump

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

#HillaryClinton can't even handle a presidential penis properly. And people are still thinking she's fit to run the country?

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

Kids taste in #music these days is fucking terrible. How does someone not like #ledzeppelin?

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

It's funny to me that some people's source of #happiness for the day is receiving their sports themed credit card in the mail.

[Jay @MajikalMethod]

How can I #vote for a new government? #Vote2016 #Election2016 #ByeHillary #VoteTrumpPence16