fat tomie 🐉

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[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

I have an overwhelming feeling to just not fucking be here anymore. I need someone to talk me out of this because I can't do it myself rn.

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

no. 2 reason I don't want to exist: no one will ever take me seriously. I have one (ass)et. everything beyond that is second best. oof I hate this feeling.

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

what a wonderful feeling 🤢

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

first thing I'm gonna do now that I'm home is take a long, hot bath. maybe cry a little if I'm feeling daring. if anyone wants to see me before I go back to work on Sunday, it would be cool to actually feel like I've had a birthday worth a damn.

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

why didn't I buy this?

[Cory. @CoryxKenshin]

Dude looks like a Far Cry 5 boss. Probably at Dairy Queen right now celebrating his successful raid of the capitol

Where do you think he would be if this was a black lives matter protest?

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

canal but the c is silent please

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

sweet jester a$$

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

call Kevorkian, I'm tapping out.

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

someone in New Orleans also stans Yamagata from Akira and now I must ask for their hand in marriage.

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

being told sweet things just to get comfortable enough to sleep with someone is such a drag when you find out it was all a lie.
I got small dumb bird brain.

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

the bigger the mass, the faster the ass.

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

@ofstarvinmarrv @A_king1995 I get it lol

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

@A_king1995 @ofstarvinmarrv man idc lmao. the chili scene is better than every episode of Friends tbh.

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

"after a wrecker, call the Hecker"

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

I'm about to make a thread quoting lawyer's billboards in NOLA 😂😂😂

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

#NewProfilePic because I've been sleepy all day

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

corner of Bourbon and Toulouse, which is also my favorite place to eat in Lex.

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

@LagyMcLagnPants I'll probably cry a lot because I feel real shitty right now ):

[fat tomie 🐉 @MajinMeg]

what a shitty feeling it is to wake up with a hangover but still remembering that you're alone again lmao