Fake Major Biden

Had a ruff home life at the beginning but now I enjoy cuddling as a part of the Biden family. A not-official fan account.

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

Got out of the Twitter Kennel with some minor changes

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

Free Britney

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

@IAMS Cats are the worst

[Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive]

Thank you Nashville and @BradPaisley for turning out last night in support of getting everyone vaccinated against COVID! More vaccines in arms means more open mic nights, music festivals, and all the concerts that make this town so special. Together, #WeCanDoThis

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

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[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

Does anyone know where my parents are? It's been days since I've seen them and last I heard they were going to someone's wall.

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

Champ was responsible for this crappy situation.

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[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

Back with the family at the house with the big lawn.

https://t.co/BZjE4MYFRw

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

Mom says I can come out of time-out but I can only post positive stuff.

[Kelly O'Donnell @KellyO]

First Dogs Beat. Major (left) was involved in an incident last week that was not described further and both dogs are back in Delaware while @FLOTUS is traveling through Wednesday. One official says dogs are expected to return to WH.

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

@TheOvalPawffice @FLOTUS @NaomiBiden @DrBiden This is false. I bit that member of the Security detail and am profusely sorry for my errant action. I will do better in the future. I haven't messed up dad's foot in months.

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

@DebAbides Which security detail member did your friend's dog bite? Was it Russell? I bet it was Russell....

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

@vbontempi Aging?!?! Since when does "3" count as aging? Aging...

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

@DJester89 bit one of the security detail guys

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

I take full responsibility for my actions. I would like to take a moment and caution those who seek to blame the victim of this heinous act. There's never an excuse for this sort of violence. I'll be in time-out in Delaware for a while.

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

@marcorubio Those schools are still open but engaged in distanced learning. They need funding like everyone else. Either you're uninformed about this or you're being a clown again. Malarky.

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

@babslights Guilty as charged....

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

I wonder if it'll ever be warm outside again.

[Fake Major Biden @MajorBiden]

Dad vibes.

#swagger
#CompromiseForTheGreaterGood

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Another week in the books.