MajorDickfingers

Professional maker of 6's and 9's.
All original tweets are from my twisted view of reality. Retweets are collective thoughts.
Меня привлекают русские женщины

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Jewish have the Torah, Christians have the Bible, Muslims have the Quran, EV owners have The Tommyknockers

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@Fact They sure can shit though

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@marknorm BBBC?

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@CoreyRForrester needs to be the 3rd @thedollop. This man, is one of the most entertaining guests, EVER. #fartfiles

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@ThadOBooty @hello__caitlin My youngest's fav song, def prerecorded., as per him, But not an origional version

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@JoeListComedy I've played against females in high school fb. Those girls WANT it, and are tough af. Usuallly cornbred, and could make a woman outta most men. Yes,I said MEN. Women that grew up competing with boys all thier lives, are a solid opponent. If you want them to be your opposition, GL

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@ClintBowyer If the Bills want a Super Bowl though, they should invest in a QB with 2 W's in his last name. The double L's seem to get them in or close to the bowl game but not win it. Kelly, Collins, Allen. Just a thought 🤔

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@Fact Sulforafane?

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@DrNeilStone Social media

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@reynoldsgareth #DJT👍🏽 🤮

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2nd time in the last two Jake Paul fights a repercussion has happened. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. and now Anthony Joshua. Hmmm. Karma for dealing with the devil? #jokes #hmm

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@EastEndJoe Remote control vibrator, someone's having a blast

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@Fact Born of Fire

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@Lisa14022497 @CameronCrook9 @Bookie_Metts05 @baseballhall @MLB @BlueJays I should change it then, so I can more like you. Completely unlikeable

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@CameronCrook9 @Bookie_Metts05 @Lisa14022497 @baseballhall @MLB @BlueJays And after spending the night on Davis Schnieder's pullout couch, instead of a comfy bed. Maybe that is the recipe for Barger's GS. A touch of sleep on a couch with a sprinkle of pinch hit

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@sophieeboisvert @VeritasDator @yegwave Same in the city I live in Ontario. 4 bridges hit within a year. 2 on the major hwy running thru, and 1 of those were hit twice. All drivers were from the sandal brigade.
These are no longer immigrants, at this rate, they're invaders.

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@theChrisP33 @NASCAR 💀

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@jessecase #sorrygareth

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@jessecase Too bad the raccoons in my area kill the kill the stray cats for competion. Im a hunter, but I'm not eating raccoon..so, live and let live

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@daveanthony I read, "rabbits" for human life. 😋
Sorry Gareth...

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