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[Department of Distraction @MajorDst]

FRIDAY PREMIER: Spencer of Pratt and his quest to save LA.

Thank you! #latinosporpratt for the concept and tunes

Thank you! #greenfroglabs the best viral digital creative consulting firm in the world.

Please share!

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@damintoell #mepube

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@N2THEV0ID @JeffXmemes @IfindRetards Not blocked here my friend.

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🚨Press Release: Department of Distrsction endorses @JeffXmemes for comedy account of the year. 👇

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Your nominations for Best X Comedy Account - 2026.

Grok picked these from the nom post, not my picks.

Find your fav in the comments and leave your vote by liking their individual picture.

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@HeidiBriones Congrats! 🎉🎊🎈🍾

[Stacy @life0fStacy13]

Ben @benstreeet needs a living kidney donor.

💙💚Ben URGENTLY needs a second transplant.💚💙

♻️Please share this so we can help him find a donor.♻️

Ben is married to an amazing woman who is by his side. They want to start a family and live their life! He’s a San Diego healthcare professional who works in organ donation and has spent years advocating for kidney patients. He received a kidney through paired donation when he was 18 that gave him 16 good years.

If you’re blood type O+ or O− (or open to paired donation), you can help. Getting tested is free, confidential, and there’s no obligation and you can stop at any time.

Visit https://t.co/S3qqMzyosm for all the details on how to get screened, or message him directly.

Please share this so it can reach the right person. 💚

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@Polymarket Wonder what happened to the planet?

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@VinnyWarDawg_70 @gysgt86 One month of 15 sec clips and research. The song was written in a tent in the desert during the war. The artist held onto it until last year and finally published it. I was honored to be involved.

[Department of Distraction @MajorDst]

🇺🇸 HAPPY 251st BIRTHDAY, UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS! 🇺🇸

251 years of honor, courage, commitment, and brotherhood.

A special salute to Don E. Hooper — “Gunny Hoop”, Leader of Hoopers Troopers— a proud Marine who embodies the spirit of Semper Fidelis.

In his honor, we’re proud to introduce his song, “Journey Through The Dust.”

Once a Marine, Always a Marine.

SEMPER FI! OORAH! 🇺🇸🦅🌎⚓

#SemperFidelis

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@VinnyWarDawg_70 @gysgt86 Thanks brother. The man who wrote the song is the best.

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@collins_rn24 @JeffXmemes @IfindRetards Is there anything he can’t do?

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@IfindRetards Jeff X is always helping the community.

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@TheChadLedger Worst taco Tuesday ever.

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@AngelaBelcamino

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@catturd2

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@TheChadLedger

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Big Pharma helped me lose enough weight to finally see my weiner—then took my eyesight.

[New York Post @nypost]

GLP-1 drugs must have new warning label over incurable blindness condition, says FDA https://t.co/lMDTr1cYSJ

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@IfindRetards

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@SoveyX This is exactly why you are the Queen!

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@nypost

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@MarvelStudios

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Magazines at doctors offices are like throwing nails in front of a tire shop.

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

I’m at the dentist’s office and all of the magazines are from 2024 and 2025.

Hoping to find a rogue Highlights from 1983. Fingers crossed!