Frank Burns

I am the greatest doctor operating at the MASH 4077 with a beautiful wife and my Margaret.

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce I really hate you sometimes.

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce Oh great, my choices are you or @BJ_Hunnicutt...Bet that's exactly what I need! Besides, I'm fine.

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce *is turning fushia*

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce Pierce, if you put one fingermail on my Margaret....

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce What?!

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce Come off it, Pierce, that's so not true!

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce Hey! This is the NEW new one! You already took the other one.

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

All right, I"m done reading my new Batman comic. If someone wants to buy it from me, I'm only charging a dollar for it!

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

All right, @BJ_Hunnicut! I know you found my chocolate so you'd better give it back! Or I'll report you!

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

(OOC - okay, folks, my brain is shutting down, even though I know I won't sleep for some while yet. Blah)

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce Psssh! That's just because you couldn't pull off dark and menacing.

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@BJ_Hunnicutt @drhawkeyepierce And don't send it to MacArthur! At least not until after I've read it...

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce I—plead the fifth.

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@PlasticSolo I'm sorry but I'm going to have to say that Batman is cooler.

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce Like I told O'Reilly, they're a dollar a piece!

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@PlasticSolo Batman! Someone I recognize! You know my issue is supposed to come-in-the—never mind.

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@BJ_Hunnicutt Chocolate? What chocolate?

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

*munches his chocolate, hoping no one notices*

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce But I've been told he's been replaced by a clown...

[Frank Burns @MajorFrankBurns]

@drhawkeyepierce Mickey D's refers to McDonald's, a hamburger place with Speedee the hamburger man.