The Major From Bajor

Human grumble, enthusiasm enthusiast, Friend of DeSoto. He/him. Cohost of @The_Jackson_Two, player on @The_PO_Box and editor/producer of both.

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

Kids: SPIRIT, TELL US ABOUT THE UNDERWORLD

Board: ...c...o...n...t...a...i...n...s...

K: yes good contains what, the unholy powers

B: m...a...t...e...r...i...a...l...n...o...t...s...u...i...t...e...d...f...o...r...c...h...i...l...d...r...e...n

K: DAMMIT THIS IS A PG-BOARD

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

@itsonlymarlon Meant to post this on the show-account, which I still have to operate because it’s not just my project, good catch!

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

My thanks to all of you, for everything.
Goodbye, at least for now, Bird App.

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

Remember that Christian who decided to live a year as an atheist and afterward found no reason to start believing again? I'ma do me one of those. This will be the last tweet of mine until Halloween 2023. If, at that time, I want to come back here (and here is still HERE) I will.

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

I've created a page on my web-site where I will carry on tweeting. I encourage and request that all of you interact with me there as you would here, calling me a racist for liking oatmeal, etc., and each Me(et)™️ has a reference-number to reply to.

https://t.co/TvWdTPJyxy

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

@JonathanRaab1 @SGJ72 Just so you know, he also did a story for Marvel Voices: Heritage, which also just dropped in trade!

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

Sever your leg please, it’s the greatest day

[Plasmo @ohnoplasmo]

Blubmarine(Water,Steel)

Blubmarine aid both trainers and Pokemon alike by allowing them to travelling throughout the oceans of the Pollum region. Despite its body being very resilient, its skin is soft and malleable.

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

I think too few people really learn to appreciate the taste of a food itself and become overdependent on seasoning and saucing them to hell because they actually just want seasonings and sauce

[No Context Creature Features @OOCCreature]

Three more days 'till Halloween.

Halloween.

Halloween.

Three more days 'till Halloween

Silver Shamrock.

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

Construction Foreman: Here’s a hardhad for you, and one for your Pokémon; any questions?

Me: Yeah, how often am I allowed to stop working and get my ass just completely stomped by a twelve year old with like an overpowered weird fish or something

CF: Union says eight an hour

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

@AutumnAuton Rebuttal: it made me laugh and I was gonna die one day whether I did it or not

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

I’ve learned so much from listening to 99% Invisible, such as about the time that SimplySafe customer Joshua fell asleep with pizza rolls in the oven. Now, this could’ve been disastrous (cause, y’know, he left them in the oven) but thanks to Joshua’s SimplySafe Base Station—

[Old Woman Seeking Justice @GrownRoom]

Weird how this just keeps happening. It’s almost like police are serial child sex predators.🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

Come see what I got for New Comic Book Day this week! French manga! The gig economy drops the pretext and just tries to eat you! Pirates setting out on the greatest adventure of all: PARENTING???

And BONUS: I am visited BY THREE MEOWING SPIRITS. https://t.co/Ra7BxkYgn5

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

In 2022 a white man was caught caging, raping, whipping, & murdering Black women for more than a month—and not only did cops call the reports “completely unfounded”—they ridiculed those who claimed it was true.

And I bet for many of y’all—this tweet is the first ya heard bout it

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

@SGJ72 Ah yes, that most nihilist of pastimes: correcting pronunciation???

[The Major From Bajor @MajorFromBajor]

Sincerely considering starting a section of my website that’s just These Would've Been Tweets

[Librarianshipwreck @libshipwreck]

I’ve griped about Twitter as much as anyone else, but I’ve also laughed at some good jokes on here, made some real friends of people I met on here, seen some cute animals, and learned quite a lot from many people.

I don’t really like Twitter, but I’ll miss it when it collapses.

[David Kaib @DavidKaib]

This is an obvious lie in service of doing something indefensible. That prison and jail officials lie so blatantly and that journalists treat those lies as true is disgusting.