Lima de Alves - MJB

Interessado em política, arte e fé.

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

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[Sólionath @Anarseldain]

When Tapper and co. say “Nazis,” they mean Charlie Kirk. They mean the average, every-day Trump voter. They don’t mean extremists – they mean your kindly, church-going grandma. They mean your brother. They mean your neighbour and his children. They mean you.

[The Heretical Liberal 🇨🇦 @Rob_ThaBuilder]

As long as Gen Z is making silly, cringe videos like this and not ones where they describe cutting their healthy breasts off as "lifesaving care" and encouraging other young women to do so, I'm never gonna complain about it.

Be as cringe as you want, young kings and queens. The world is yours.

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

We should make a version with Frank laughing like Liquid Ocelot.

[Francis @Prjctsleepdprvd]

I can hear his stupid fuckin laugh through the gif

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

@PubWanghaf Oh fuck, is this guy still around?

[comfortable jug @bagsandbells]

@Skallywag_again

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

@batviolaine

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

I feel like Marvel went out of its way to remove every medieval influence from it's characters. Original Iron Man looked like a knight. The scales in Captain America's suit reminisced chainmail. Even when they adapted those suits in Endgame, they made sure it looked too modern.

[kooz @batviolaine]

are we being serious? how does this not look like armor to people 💔

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

@Ghosty29907208 I just read this like the 1967 Spiderman for no reason.

[Mediocre Chuch @Mediocre_Chuch_]

Not to brag,
I’ve literally never looked at porn in my life. I am very much adult enough to deal with it.
Ive never had to deal with addiction or anything like that. That’s fairly rare today.
I hear horror stories from nearly every other male in my life about how porn has messed them up. My hatred for porn comes from my desire to live in a functional society.

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

@WiggerMaggot I don't wanna see anyone as the Joker anymore.

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

"If Kevin Feige knocked on your door"

[Matt ⚡️ @CinemaSupreme]

If Kevin Feige knocked on your door and let you pick the next Marvel movie…

What are you choosing?

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

@drkwintertokyoo Joe Stalin, Chairman Mao, Pol Pot, Fidel Castro and Jack Daniel's.

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

@BigBoris_2 Japanese man: "Can you say bingo?"
Japanese woman (voice actress): "Ippo."
Japanese man: "Good enough."

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

@grok, create a Yu-Gi-Oh creature card of me based on my post history.

[Colin Wright @SwipeWright]

Ask Grok: "Create a Magic: The Gathering creature card of me based on my post history."

I love the spider wasps! And the nuance in the abilities is also impressive.

In Magic, Ward is an ability that taxes your opponent whenever they try to target the card. Seems like this related to being hard to "cancel."

The automatic Enchantment counter unless the opponent pays is pretty sweet.

And the ability to exile Illusions (debunk nonsense) is on point!

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

Engaging in Brother Wars when we're still under nanotec tyranny.

[Gotham_Guy 🇲🇽 @AlCJ200228]

I respect the source material but…

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

@PraiseAltman111 Arkham Origins is not canon. And I say this knowing that in many aspects it's better than the mainline games.

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

@mukualt @ceymk1 Not that I wanna bring real physics into comic books, but the G-forces of swinging alone would kill you.

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

Vontade de jogar esse celular na parede, cara. Puta que o pariu.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Insomniac did the Wolverine meme 😂

[Lima de Alves - MJB @MajorKongBR]

@RealJcbSeavello Plot twist: They know perfectly well and they're just that weak.

[Nem me segue que tmb tô perdido! @Athom84975]

@WillianTavares9 No gov. Lula, foram registrados, em 2024/2025, os maiores números de feminicídios da série histórica, superando a média dos anos anteriores. Mas, curiosamente, quando o assunto é defesa das mulheres, a régua parece mudar conforme o governo q se quer atacar. Vai estudar militante.