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Barracks on the Kentish Riviera. Founder of Pasquinade Cricket Club. Dedicated follower of ball sports. #TallyHo!

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@profanityswan Luke Humphries got picked last for football in the playground

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@coynejames @GeorgeDobell1 Shamar Joseph has already begun the demolition job

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@0xgaut Blow it up

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@TheBarmyArmy Lamb wraps with a samosa box chaser

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@TheBarmyArmy Holder wasn’t playing well enough yesterday to nick that

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@guardian_sport *were worried

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@Ashy_slashee Kevin Bridges

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@TheCricketerMag Balletic

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@TFTimeMachine Millwall up to their old tricks again

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@NathSalt1 100% there is a farmer with a shotgun just out of picture

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@SamC_reports I knew on Tuesday but forgot as had a busy week.

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@DelaneyMan @BBCr4today I hope they are sending a car

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@BetamaxBabylon @DelaneyMan Now that’s an appointment pod if I ever I ever saw one 👌🏻

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@Pu55yman_Dan @JoshPearson_10 Why would you be a banana?

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@NathSalt1 A few tea cups need to perish over the next 15 mins

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@DelaneyMan Nicknamed “Prince”. Scored all 14 goals in the Universe Final against a strong Kazakhstan side.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 You can’t park there, mate….

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@Mardyward @FootballCliches Hush

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@WorldFamousHot1 It’s a superpower. Some have it some don’t. Bit like driving an F1 car