My dearest Liza,
I was granted respite from battle and I took advantage. Although I am no longer commanding the need to rest my sidearm was much needed. I can now spend my days watching you render the children. I’ll be home soon.
Love like collard greens and lima beans,
Ryan
@JanineM06099262 Yes of course my dear Janine. I have a large supply of parchment paper and several pints of ink and my quill pen made from a south Florida ibis.
Dear Liza,
My heart is still in distress over the loss of command to Lt. Tua, but it was time. His side arm is superior to mine and his feet more nimble. Although the men do still love me dancing a jig as General Flores plays the mouth harp.
Love like an empty latrine,
Ryan
I am surprised that Gen. Jones from the Texas territory has not telegramed the New Orleans regiment to inquire about the services of Major Winston who is floundering as just a sideline holder of the weekly battle plan. He has quite the sidearm. Inaccurate at times but lively.
@JanineM06099262 I am tuning into this magic devil’s box and am quite surprised at how off Major Wentz’s side arm has looked. Of course his men aren’t doing a superior job with building a fortress and providing a line of defense against the renegade cow men from Texas.
@MajorRyanFitz Relinquishing a command under honorable conditions and being support to that new commanding officer is way easier than being stripped of command and sent away from the frontlines and men that respect you!
@JennaLaineESPN If you are ready for a new partner Miss Laine, my Liza has rescued these and would be willing to barter one for a ham hock, a new corset or a tin of tobacco. She is partial to peach flavored snuff.
Dear Liza,
The coughing croup has been severe in our territory since spring and general Flores had us quarantined. I was afraid I had the dreaded devil’s virus, coughing uncontrollably for days. Fortunately I had only swallowed a beard hair in my marrow stew.
Enduring,
Ryan
Dear Liza,
The soldiers have been staying well and not affected by this respiratory dysentery for now. We will continue to shower at least once a week and try not to eat any food left in our beards or share spittoons.
Love like Anotonio Brown likes attention,
Ryan
@PatDonovanRadio I respectfully disagree with you sir. Former Lt. Romo is a national treasure. His knowledge of battle plans far exceeded his ability to execute them however. Perhaps his expertise sails above your comprehension.