MajorSchwifty

Streaming dumb schit on Twitch and YouTube.

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Y’all ever just shit your pants?
#SchwiftyThoughts

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@MeghanMcCain Fuck you? I’d rather not.

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@FenixAmmunition Gay

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@smcroasters LOL

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@BigDickBarclay Keep your eye on the ZOG ball dammit.

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@BigDickBarclay @coastbrah Beam me up Barclay.

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@Grippan65Momi @conspiracyb0t Holy chatGPT

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@smcroasters The dudes in prison take care of chomos.

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@TheSCIF Turns out antisemitic tropes are just real

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@FenixAmmunition 6900lbs

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@LauraLoomer @DanPatrick @CarriePrejean1 You suck

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@DecreviD2BC Bring back kneelers. This shit is gay.

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Oy vey

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@freganmitts Is this where there’s mass layoffs due to AI and then companies later rehire people, again?

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@BigDickBarclay I need the Epstein files unredacted and firing squads.

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@OfAthenry PTSDeez Nutz

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@SandyofCthulhu I will pray for his soul, for you and your family.

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Confirmation saint confirmed.

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@discord_support

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@BigDickBarclay Who tf is RLM? Making up acronyms like the dang Marine Corps right now.

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@BigDickBarclay Valid