roman

i am successful and

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@TomWambsgansRoy bro is flexing a 51% approval rate

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@ReaIGregHirsch dick muncher

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@TheGerriKellman

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

apparently they wanna shoot the worst CEOs in america @TomWambsgansRoy stay inside indefinitely

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@lovespores @TomWambsgansRoy by the grace of some higher power we are not

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@TomWambsgansRoy @lovespores who the fuck told you about that

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@5starfaggot ratio

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

#OpenToWork

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@TomWambsgansRoy oh cool you should send a company-wide email about teabagging

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@TomWambsgansRoy ?

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@TomWambsgansRoy but you’re admitting that nobody loves you like just for the record?

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@TomWambsgansRoy is your wife included in this statement?

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@TomWambsgansRoy why does nobody love you

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@TomWambsgansRoy @nateken that’s not what he was saying last night

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@SiobhanJRoy #YoureGay ❤️

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@SiobhanJRoy @TomWambsgansRoy @ReaIGregHirsch @prozacvegan you’re a bitch siobhan

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@ConnorRoyReal good, i was worried you’d stay irrelevant AND alive

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@SiobhanJRoy is this what happened

[roman @MajorSexHaver]

@TomWambsgansRoy do you think they’ve had steamy hate sex since they started working again? he’s like “i hate you” and she’s like “i hate you more” and then they rip off each other’s clothes and fuck really hard like harder than you two have ever fucked before probably