The Kel

Regular guy with an extraordinary life. ArmyStrong ♦️Nupe ♦️Father, Son, Brother, Personal Twitter account, I don't speak for the DOD. (He/Beast/Titan/Savage)

[The Kel @MajorSmith149]

@RealJamesWoods With all of the issues going on in the world today…this…is what you chose to post?

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@E4Bob @RealJamesWoods *Definitely

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LMPD late night tweets are hilarious!

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Dispatch just got a call about a woman brushing off her car with half-a-pizza box in the Highlands. Not gonna lie, that’s resourceful (and not a crime stop calling).

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@healthnutritipz tonic

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@LeVeonBell https://t.co/Wi3y4PZ9HI

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I’m leaving the country if Kamala Harris wins

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@Bubblebathgirl @abbydphillip @CNN @mehdirhasan And Fox throws around words like Marxist and Socialist. However making a comment about the beeper assasinations to an Arab man, and insinuating he is aligned with Hamas does cross the line. You are either too dull or too hateful to realize what a horrible statement that was.

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@txind1836 @RealJamesWoods Postscript; his sister can do the same thing. Now the discussion is over.

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@RealJamesWoods No, his father and uncle lived and died for ideals that run contrary to what Donald Trump currently displays.

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@AnnCoulter But did it occur to you to apologize? Contrary to partisan pundit belief, human compassion is not a sign of weakness.

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@froiland @30GotNext Straight up Savage!

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@panerabread was swamped today. I get it. Ordered my food at 12:41 and walked out with my sealed bag at 1:36. Got back to my desk and started to eat my soup and….bruh.

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@MattWallace888 Do you think that a cop that kneels on a handcuffed man’s neck for eight minutes and forty-one seconds is scum as well. Don’t forget Floyd was not on trial, Chauvin and his behavior in an official capacity was.

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As a leader it doesn’t matter what you tell your subordinates. If you don’t model what you mandate, you are going to be highly ineffectual.

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@AmericanMaga1 @AshleaSimonBF This (singular) demonstrates the behavior and thought patterns of the black community, (all/sweeping generalization/hyperbole) and we are not looking good, eh? When it comes to “looking” you are looking myopic. Smh.

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@CalltoActivism He is sick!

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@BleezyforSheezy @FightHaven Schools have an electronic devices policy. I am sure she violated it. She needs to be expelled. Her using pepper spray on him is clearly a case of assault.

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@KeithOlbermann @KeithOlbermann yes you apologized for being uninformed in not realizing that Caitlin Clark had done this, but I note you didn’t call her a “fucking idiot”. Your bias is clear!

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@StormyDaniels Lol! That was awesome! 😂😂😂

[The Kel @MajorSmith149]

[Meanwhile in Jennifer Lawrence’s front yard]

Pam Grier, Cynthia Rothrock, Michelle Yeoh, Kate Beckinsale, and Angelina Jolie:

“Come down off them steps Jennie, we just wanna talk…ain’t nobody gonna jump you.”