Makayla

I like to drink too much

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Suddenly Trump will know all the details of Project 2025.

[Makayla @MakG_39]

I love how everyone is now saying “love thy neighbor no matter who they voted for” but you just put a man in the White House that literally preaches no love and all hate. Make it make sense.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Why yall acting surprised that Trump is winning cousin fucker states

[Makayla @MakG_39]

Someone anyone just take me on a fucking picnic.

[Makayla @MakG_39]

Yesterday I consumed 300 calories, peed once, had a guy at the bar scream at me “show me your titties” and made over $900 . I’d say pub crawl was a success 🥴

[Makayla @MakG_39]

When he says go back to bed and when you wake up we’ll get breakfast. Say no more 😴

[Makayla @MakG_39]

Y’all better not ruin Stranger Things for me, some of us gotta work all weekend 😣

[Makayla @MakG_39]

Nothing is more irritating than my phone constantly changing its brightness

[Makayla @MakG_39]

@oohkillemkate Dead 💀💀💀

[Makayla @MakG_39]

Went this long without euphoria spoilers, fuck y’all

[Makayla @MakG_39]

Not enough chapstick or moisturizer for this winter 😤

[Makayla @MakG_39]

Spa day 🧖🏼‍♀️

[Makayla @MakG_39]

When your man sexts you while you’re at work *I’ve been cleaning for 2 hours* 😍

[Makayla @MakG_39]

@MattOface The Covid! Everyone thinks they have it but it’s just like allergies or seasonal colds, so we’re just being extra cautious before we serve people.

[Makayla @MakG_39]

You know it’s bad when the servers are taking rapid tests upstairs before their shift starts 😩

[Makayla @MakG_39]

Broooo 90% of the people out driving right now should not have a license.

[Makayla @MakG_39]

My mom really just called me to ask where to take a first date tomorrow.. 😂

[Makayla @MakG_39]

Can people just watch the 20/20 about George Floyd and Ahmaud Arbery and look me in my face afterwards and say those were justified killings?!?

[Makayla @MakG_39]

Got a $500 tip at work today and let me tell you ya girl was crying 😭😭😭

[୨୧ @pradapearIs]

words to live by