makaroni

{tweets about her life problems} send me money so I can support my puppy $makmakayla //

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

Why I painted a cow tonight? I have no idea, but I love him. 🐮

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

@aneesahbritz02 I blocked him and I got this a week later

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

I feel like it’s valid to teach: if a dog ever latches on to another dog, CHOKE the dog biting. It will be forced to let go to breathe. It is effective and quick. It can save lives.

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

Sometimes the last 5 days feels like a lifetime and other times it feels like I’m gonna see you peak around the corner at me. Hug your dogs man- I didn’t know that 8 hours after this photo, my boy would be gone 💙😢

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

Why the hell have I been working on this assignment for 4 days but it’s 6am the day that the assignment is due and I’ve gotten more done than in the last 4 days combined????

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

You should be forced to take a defensive driving class before you purchase a Nissan Altima

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

I officially have wifi after 8 years without 💀

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

Not my mans sending me his card info so I can order shoes 😭🥰

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

“I’m grouchy.”

“Aw you’re a cute little grouch🥰”

“OH SO YOU THINK IM GROUCHY TOO?👹”

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

Being busy either motivates me to get everything done or causes me to shut down and there is no in between

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

One perk of dating someone who lives far away is that when he starts snoring loudly I can just hang up 🤪

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Baby girl Bellie. @bellaramsey #TLOU

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

Can i kick my roommate out for not filling up the damn brita

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

My boss damn near pushing me out the door today cuz I’ll be at 50+ hours this week 😌💅🏽

[Venmo @Venmo]

Cute DIY idea: Venmo me

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

I just want my job to offer discounted pet insurance. These hoes expensive 😭

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

@Bowling_Sara What happen?
lol.
Congrats.

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

Imagine telling a girl you don’t want a relationship with her and then continually hitting her up for the next 4 months after she tells you she’s done.

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

My toxic trait is I expect my 5 hour crockpot meal to be done in 30 minutes

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

25 years of not running into an ex in public DESTROYED

[makaroni @MakaylaRae7]

Early this year I had to make the decision to have his eye removed (he had lost vision and was in a lot of discomfort) but he looks so cute now that it’s healed and his hair growth is back 🥹