Ryan Sprinkle

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

Seven pallets of sod later and we have a brand new lawn. #KsNativeScapes https://t.co/9E8mSw1t63

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

Who else loves watching thousands of dollars of other people's money explode in the sky?

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

Guess who gets to listen to the game on the radio because he thought he would be smart and save money and not get cable?

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

Just received a call from an inmate at the Saline County Jail. Looks like they wasted their one call.

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

Being hungover and having to work at a liquor store is not good.

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

A customer just told me I had pretty eyes in Spanish, but I don't speak Spanish so I'm just assuming that's what she said.

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

@CoachOmli yeah it could...

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

Our cab driver has his girlfriend with him and currently holding hands making small talk. #datenights

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

@amatz09 I'll pass on your complaint.

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

I'm always excited for the weekend until I realize I live in Salina.

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

When I was little I bought a piggy bank but then had nothing to put in it cause I used all my money.

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

If I order six tacos I better get six hot sauces.

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Cam Newton is very good. https://t.co/8OvVr2uf9x

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Utah's punter is too real 😂 https://t.co/xU9iv3VDnL

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

WE WANT HARVEY!!!

[Athlete Porn @AthletePorn]

Holy Curry 😳

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

Who wants to come play softball at 8:30?

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

@jaypuh didn't want to smile. https://t.co/Hlrkt7nYuN

[Ryan Sprinkle @MakeIt_Sprinkle]

@Ryan_Wilhite_ go to bed