New Year, same old Marky

I make the world a better place for a living.
deeply flawed but really quite charming.
🏳️‍🌈, pro-🏳️‍⚧️, 🇪🇺, BLM

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

@ukmarkus Started the year on German but switched to Polish. I'm on an 885 day streak!

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2022! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

Gotta love ordering from @DeliverooHelp

Over 60 mins late, wrong (significantly smaller) order, nothing available to eat for vegetarians, restaurant was like "blame deliveroo, not our fault"

Looks like I'll be going hungry tonight as the refunds take 10 days...

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

So have I but I do it every year ...

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

Don't you hate it when people jump to conclusions?

You make *one* speculative enquiry about the penalties for manslaughter and you're tarred with this "murder your partner" brush ... 😶

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

@andrew_b72 @SkyUK Neither do we but we have the internet rolled in

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

Things they don't tell you when you decide to spend £60 a month of @SkyUK #SkyGlass package:

- it's F-rated. The only way it could be more polluting is if it comes with a oil rig attached

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

- you apparently only get 5 voice commands then f**k you, you'll watch what I say at the volume I tell you to, b***ch

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

- "listening" to you also includes listening to whatever is on the TV at the time. Good luck...

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

Ooh just turned on the telly to see @tomallencomedy and @suziruffell my two favourite #LikeMindedFriends on Celebrity Wordle with Ru Paul! Yay for doing so well so far! 👏👏

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

My apologies, it's righted itself

No dance off though, feeling a bit robbed!!

#StrictlyComeDancing

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

Settling in for our weekly dose of televisual injustice #StrictlyComeDancing

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

@andrew_b72 Online order might actually be the way to go.
We usually go to Lidl but security etc...

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

In other news we've started our shopping list for Christmas! Traditional Polish Christmas Eve, then British Christmas Day and Boxing Day!

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

Any area is gay if you try hard enough...

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

The ads on @itvhub have entered their second day and I'm beginning to get impatient...

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

Only downside is I now have to find videos of Challenge Anneka to explain to the Polish bf... 😂

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

Woke up this morning to find we had a power outage, which I reported to @nationalgriduk
I got a phonecall straight away from an operative called Julia who was amazing in helping me "Challenge Anneka style" run around the property flicking breaker switches.
Back up, thanks Julia!

[New Year, same old Marky @MakeYourMarky]

@rossereverett I get excited about 5+ likes and a couple of replies.

But then I'm not very good at this...