Cyclops: fuckkk why did I cheat I have so much pussy to eat
Professor X: I need twenty child soldiers to fight Juggernaut and half of their powers should be useless
Wolverine geeked in a forest somewhere:
Imagine it….
It’s July 4th…. The 250 year anniversary of America… you’re on the Jersey shore somewhere drinking a Surfside… Shams tweets… LeBron James has decided to sign a deal with the Philadelphia 76ers… the ultimate birthday present to the country… you start crying
Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”
Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”
Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”
Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”