Morgan Maljarik

I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off.

[max homa @Maxhoma]

The moment I wake up on a Saturday after missing the cut I root for the course to become impossible so I can laugh at all the stupid players who whooped my ass. I shot 6 over and will shamelessly be this gif all weekend:

[Morgan Maljarik @MakesYouMorgasm]

I’m not saying much but I am saying that the devil must have his had in creating button fly jeans.

[Shelby Hallow @shelby_hallow]

A tragic family story of children desperately trying to live out their parents' dream even if it kills them, starring Zac Efron and Jeremy Allen White? Yeah, my heart's going to be ripped out of my chest but I'll be seated.

[Morgan Maljarik @MakesYouMorgasm]

@MikeLaPenta That would be 6.

[Morgan Maljarik @MakesYouMorgasm]

The GoT episode rating no one asked for :
1. Battle of the Bastards
2. Hardhome
3. Watchers on the Wall
Don’t @ me.

[Morgan Maljarik @MakesYouMorgasm]

@MikeLaPenta Actually I take that back. Rains of Castamere is 4. Blackwater is 5.

[Morgan Maljarik @MakesYouMorgasm]

@MikeLaPenta I was giving top 3. Blackwater would be 4!

[Kelley Greene @kelleygreene]

me any time shredded cheese is involved

[Morgan Maljarik @MakesYouMorgasm]

Dear Leslie, OMG the McRib is back.

[Thrones Facts | HOTD 🐉 @Thrones_Facts]

While filming the Jon Snow resurrection scene, Kit Harington was wearing Uggs

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

"ehh, i'll do it tomorrow"
tomorrow:

[Morgan Maljarik @MakesYouMorgasm]

If I have to hear Yah Mo B There one more time, Im’a Yah Mo Burn this place to the ground.

[Morgan Maljarik @MakesYouMorgasm]

@HHClegg @Felony_Melanie_ Consider it done.

[Morgan Maljarik @MakesYouMorgasm]

@HHClegg @Felony_Melanie_ Let me know my position and where I’m needed.

[Morgan Maljarik @MakesYouMorgasm]

@Felony_Melanie_ @HHClegg I have never been more interested.

[Morgan Maljarik @MakesYouMorgasm]

Bold statement and I don’t care how this leaves me. I love sauerkraut. Give me all the kraut.

[chillin like a villain till i die @craisinpuff]

Me waiting for my turn with Pete Davidson