MakingAMessier

6x Stanley Cup winner | Blocked by Kay Adams 💔 | 35 ACT | 🚂

[MakingAMessier @MakingAMessier]

Rolling Stones. Coors Light. How’s your Sunday night?

[MakingAMessier @MakingAMessier]

@captive_dreamer I’ll be honest I have a soft spot for Sam Hyde’s “you might be Mike Brown” open mic bit

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

Is there any bigger tell that you’re an NPC than if you enjoy watching “Stand up comedy”

[Desi H-1Bhenchods @desitechsuppoat]

you mean the number of people who insure their cars went from 30% to 90%?

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@RacoonCoonie Nice

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@MantisTobogMD Work wife update #fuck

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@chadfinglebutt “Just a couple beers”

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@DaIesDeadBug @MantisTobogMD tuff she never sent did she smh

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@Cornell_Slampig I care (I hope he melts them)

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@MantisTobogMD Bro the hub is free

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

I will never understand people complaining about high gas prices and then telling you to vote for the party that wants to ban fossil fuel production.

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@chadfinglebutt

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@ceddybirds You didn’t wanna slap PE’s knockers around?

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@Z0omerChetBaker In a similar vein, I looked around at some of the girls I know who got into med/dental school and made a decision to be considerably more health conscious in the future

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How was this not policy already?

[Sara Herman @SaraHermanw0]

THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE WANTS TO MAKE U.S. CITIZENSHIP A REQUIREMENT FOR PUBLIC HOUSING!!

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@LAkings23811 It’s funny how they use “gay Republican”as an insult for the three most hated SJS “fan” teams

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@ArlingtonBro Living the dream

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I took ibuprofen yesterday. It’s gotta be that

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Today is the second Friday in the last ~3 months where I’ve thrown up at work after having 5-6 drinks the night before. What gives? I go out on the weekend and double or triple this amount with no issues

[Christian @papaltech]

@JoshuaSteinman Half of the deficit is just immigrants on welfare???

[White Papers Policy Institute @WhitePapersPol]

@ICEgov Yes, and it's worse! In the same study, @CIS_org found 51% of legal immigrants are on welfare (compared to 38% native-born). It doesn't get much better by the third generation.

Thus, even with a paid remigration platform, we found Americans could save $898 billion per year.

[MakingAMessier @MakingAMessier]

Today is the second Friday in the last ~3 months where I’ve thrown up at work after having 5-6 drinks the night before. What gives? I go out on the weekend and double or triple this amount with no issues