Makueni Youth Advisory Council

Wasya Wa Amuika

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

Shortlisted Candidates for Position of Makueni County Executive Committee Members.

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

KYISA 2026 - 11th Edition

NYAHURURU, LAIKIPIA

Football - Men

All the best team Makueni ⚽⚽⚽

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

KYISA 2026 – 11th Edition
Nyahururu, Laikipia
MAKUENI COUNTY Day One Results

🏐 Volleyball (Men)
Makueni 3 – 0 Narok

🏐 Volleyball (Women)
Makueni 0 – 3 Siaya

🤾‍♂️ Handball (Men)
Makueni 23 – 22 Laikipia

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

KYISA 2026 - 11th Edition

Nyahururu, Laikipia

Makueni County Wednesday Fixtures

1. Football Ladies
✅Makueni 🆚 Narok
Ndururumo High 2
⏰ 11.00 am

2. Football Men
✅Makueni 🆚 Nakuru
🏟️Stadium 1
⏰ 9.00am

3. Basketball Ladies 5X5
✅Makueni 🆚 Laikipia
🏟️Ndururumo High
⏰10.00am

4. Basketball Men 3X3
✅Makueni 🆚 Laikipia
🏟️Ndururumo High
⏰11.30am

✅Makueni 🆚 Siaya
⏰12.40pm

5. Basketball Ladies 3X3
✅Makueni 🆚 Laikipia
🏟️ Ndururumo High
⏰11.50am

6. Handball Men
✅Makueni 🆚 Siaya
🏟️Ndururumo High
⏰ 12.00pm 🕛

7. Handball Ladies
✅Makueni 🆚 Laikipia
🏟️Ndururumo High
⏰10.00am

✅Makueni 🆚 Siaya
⏰12.00pm

8.Volleyball Men
✅Makueni 🆚 Siaya
🏟️Stadium
⏰10.30am

9. Volleyball Ladies
✅Makueni 🆚 Nyandarua
🏟️Stadium
⏰12.30pm

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[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

We can all agree Makueni County is one of the most blessed counties in Kenya… always green and full of fruits.😚💚

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

It was a distinct honour for me to present Governor Mutula Kilonzo Jr with a portrait of Japan’s renowned Chureito Pagoda set against the majesty of Mount Fuji during the 3rd Makueni County Partners’ Conference. The artwork evokes the serenity, resilience, and timeless beauty that both Japan and Makueni are privileged to embody in their natural landscapes.

Through this gesture, I sought to underscore our shared commitment to elevating cooperation and nurturing even deeper, more enduring partnerships between Japan and Makueni County - partnerships grounded in mutual respect, visionary ambition, and a steadfast dedication to sustainable, people-centred development.

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

https://t.co/t6vE9hZTkk

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

New Exam Cheating Technology Alert

To All Lecturers and Exam Supervisors Straight From Dr. Constantine Wesonga RTWF Leave

So today I’m seated in a Super Metro from Juja to Nairobi CBD - minding my own mitochondria business.

Next to me is this young man, clearly a medical organism in a loud live revision mode. He’s murmuring terms like “bronchioles, myelination, and hypothalamus reflex arc” - I almost joined in the discussion involuntarily. 😂😂😂

Then I realize - he’s on a live call with another “future consultant,” apparently Dr. Kayoriyori, conducting what seems like a Bluetooth-mediated lab session.

He reads a statement, repeats it thrice (standard cognitive reinforcement), then listens carefully through his AirPods of Academic Dishonesty - probably connected to a student deep inside an exam room somewhere! 😂😂😂

Ladies and gentlemen, this is not cheating anymore - this is wireless collaborative assessment with real-time neuro-feedback!

At this rate, our hospitals will soon have many Dr. Earpods Kayoriyoris, MBChB, https://t.co/kPMXATkLts. in Bluetooth Bone Marrow Studies, specializing in Remote Diagnosis and Whispered Prescriptions.

I suddenly miss supervising exams - at least a few years ago, you only needed to watch for neck rotations and calculator covers! 😂😂

Aki poleni students... Nimechoma sana?🙂‍↕️

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

🏆 The wait is over!

Fixtures for the 5th Edition of the Kisia Sports Festival are officially out!

Who wins this?

https://t.co/6XR0j12jX9

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

🔥 It’s Back – Bigger, Louder, and Hotter! 🔥

The Kiteta–Kisau Super League (KKSL) is here to light up the holiday season! ⚽💥
Expect passion, drama, goals, and pure football magic as our local giants clash for glory.

🏟️ Fields across Kisau & Kiteta
📅 This Sunday 16th November 2025
🎯 Pride. Passion. Power.

The fans are ready. The players are fired up. The stage is set.
This is KKSL - Where Legends Are Made! 💪⚽🔥

#KKSL

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

Discussions finalized with the MPESA Foundation on the new Maternity/Family Unit at Kibwezi.

The new unit will include a Neonatal Intensive Care Unit, a newborn unit, two theatres, a lactating room, a kitchen, a gynaecology ward, and a 60-bed capacity.

Kambu is next in line...

[jMAUSA Group @jMAUSAGroup]

The JKUAT MAUSA Alumni held a vibrant meeting at Sisu, Machakos - uniting Makueni professionals for networking, investment talks & mentorship plans.

#IaOKasamu

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

🏟️ Big win for Mbooni!

Kakuswi Playground set for a 3,000-seater modern sports complex - complete with a football pitch, volleyball & basketball courts, and a 6-lane track.

Governor Mutula Jr. & Shrimad Rajchandra Trust sign MoU; Trust to fund maintenance & water supply via borehole.

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

STATEMENT FROM CONCERNED SPORTS STAKEHOLDERS OF KITETA–KISAU WARD

Ati kuna meeting ya kuanzisha Ligi Mashinani leo? 🤣🤣🤣
Wueh! Let me laugh in a way that pleases the Lord because hii mchezo yenu imezidi!🤣🤣🤣

On 9th October 2025 at EXACTLY 1:03 PM, as over 300 youths & sports stakeholders were listening, the Mbooni Subcounty Sports Officer announced FOUR elections were to be conducted that day (Subwards Liaison Committee, Ward Liaison Committee, Subwards Sports Executive Committee & Ward Sports Executive Committee) each requiring TEN elected members - but only one was done: the Chairpersons’ elections for the Sub-Ward Federation Liaison Committees before daylight theft and rigging happened in toilets.

So let’s ask the simple questions:
👉 Who elected the rest?
👉 When and where did these mysterious elections happen?
👉 Who counted the votes that no one cast?

Let’s call it what it is - handpicking and manipulation disguised as leadership.
You cannot impose leaders on the youth and expect silence.
You cannot install your friends and expect respect.

Let it be known loud and clear:
🚫 There will be NO Ligi Mashinani in Kiteta–Kisau Ward until there is a free, fair, and transparent election.
We refuse to play in a rigged field!

And how, honestly, do you form a “club” in the morning and by afternoon you’re already the chairperson? 😂
Is this sports leadership or comedy?

And now we hear whispers that Brian Ndiku has already been crowned Subcounty Chairperson - before the people even voted! He is clueless, clubless, shameless, lazy & watery!!! How do you become the head of a sports committee when you don't even come from any known sports club?

This is not leadership. This is cartel culture wearing a sports jersey!

We are done being spectators in our own struggle.
You want it rough? Fine - then prepare for the youth awakening.
Because we are organizing, mobilizing, and reclaiming our space!

This time, we’re not asking for permission - we’re demanding accountability.
✊🏽 Power to the players!!!

#StopSportsCartels #NoJusticeNoLeague

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

An honor to share a moment with the Deputy Governor of Makueni County - matters that move our people forward.

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

PRESS STATEMENT
{For Immediate Release}

We wish to confirm that the Sports Petition has been formally submitted under a Certificate of Urgency to the relevant authorities. This action underscores the seriousness of the issues raised and our unwavering commitment to accountability within the sports sector.

We therefore caution all individuals and networks implicated in opaque dealings to prepare for full transparency and scrutiny. The days of backroom arrangements and hidden interests are over - the truth will be brought to light, and due process will take its course.

---ENDS---

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

🟥 MAKUENI COUNTY SPORTS ELECTIONS PETITION NOTICE 🟥

We, the stakeholders of the Makueni County Sports Community, acting under Article 37 and Article 119 of the Constitution of Kenya (2010) and Section 15 of the County Governments Act (2012),
hereby petition for the nullification of the recently concluded Sports Elections.

Our participation in the process revealed serious irregularities and procedural flaws that undermined transparency, fairness, and credibility throughout the election exercise.

📢 TO ALL SPORTS STAKEHOLDERS ACROSS THE COUNTY

If you experienced or witnessed any irregularities, exclusions, or misconduct, kindly reach out via:

📞 0718 006 003

Further communication on the date of formal submission of the petition will be shared soon.

⚠️ NOTICE TO MEDIA & SECURITY AGENCIES

Be ready - this will be MEGA, NOISY, and CANTANKEROUS!
Because sports justice in Makueni cannot be silenced.
LOUD & LEGIT - We are taking back our sports, our voice, and our future.

This is not just a petition - it’s a movement, a sports revolution.

Mbooni to Mtito Andei, Kalawa to Kibwezi, Kikumbulyu to Makongo, Salama to Kwa Mukunuu, Syongo Itomaa to Ngai Ndethya. Nduu Ndune to Wanzauni - the players are ANGRY WITH SPORTS CARTELS!!!

#JusticeForMakueniSports #FairPlayNow #LetThePlayersLead #PowerToPlayers

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

Improving & Sharpening Skills for Youths.

In partnership with Brighter Monday & Anita Mbinya Foundation under the patronage of Her Excellency First Lady Anita Mutula, a training session for youths on current dynamics on education will be held tomorrow, 15th Oct 2025. Venue is at Kibwezi Teachers training college from 9:00am.

[Kisia Nzuki @KisiaNzuki]

Stay tuned... Venue & time to be communicated.

It's time to clean the mess & expose the rot.

Meanwhile no single Ligi Mashinani match will be allowed in Mbooni Subcounty until fresh free, transparent & fair elections are conducted.