Mallory

Office Lady by day, Millennial by night.
Mountaineer turned Yinzer #girlpower

[Mallory @MalConk]

Here’s a soothing video of my angel pup enjoying a springtime breeze. #quaratine @dog_rates

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#BigNightAHTshanegillis April 18

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#bignightahtaliciataylor the Osbornes

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#bignightahtuso university of west Alabama

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116 #BigNightAHT

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#BigNightAHT best new artist

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

LOOK AT THIS @AsapPuka 😂😂 #PMSLive

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@PatMcAfeeShow @JohnsonC87 @AsapPuka PUKKKAAAAAAA

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IYKYK

[Andrew McCutchen @TheCUTCH22]

Furries

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I would absolutely never ever get into the submersible, but if I was rich enough I might have purchased a ticket to the Titanic.

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Due to the Titan catastrophe, I’ve become obsessed again with the Titanic, so of course I’m watching the movie and oh boy is Jack Dawson dreamy 😍

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Not embarrassed to say I cried

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Welcome home, Cutch.

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Cutch wants the black out, Cutch gets the black out!

[Andrew McCutchen @TheCUTCH22]

Not gonna lie a #PNCBlackout412 would go craaazy! 1 of the many reasons I love this city!

[Mallory @MalConk]

I am the husband.

[Lindsey Boylan @LindseyBoylan]

My husband: I don’t want a dog. We don’t need a dog. We don’t have time for one.

My husband 2 years later: I read an article about dog emotional well-being & we should stop saying goodbye when we leave because Truffle will be more sad. We don’t want her to worry when we’re out.

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Lookie what I came across 😂 that year they couldn’t get us to leave @Brand3r @DiChole_a @DucastheLucas @ECSweatshirt

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@fsmikey @taylorswift13 thoughts&prayers

[Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_]

Me, in line to vote, eyeing the other white women:

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If you catch me at a party and there's nothing to talk about, this is what I bring up

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@ECSweatshirt too far Chase. Don't joke about the Lord like that

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This was THE DATE in high school. Scary Movie 3, Dodgeball, all the spidermans with Tobey Maguire. Once saw Passion of the Christ and Starsky and Hutch back to back after a half day at (catholic) school.

[Mallory @MalConk]

@ECSweatshirt right😂 the whipping scene, particularly scarring. No pun intended.