Mallory B

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

I hope my friends, my job, and my sleep hygiene understand the self control it has taken to not binge Drive to Survive for the last 8 days.
You’re welcome.
But I’m not missing race 1 in Melbourne right now, sleep be damned!
#Formula1 #DTS #DriveToSurvive #AustrailianGP #F1TV

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

@okgo Perhaps my favorite of your songs. It does not need bells and whistles to hit me right in the “feels”
Love you always!! ❤️

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

@IzzyInCO Damn. Yeah, the hours and lines are a big problem.

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

@IzzyInCO @VP https://t.co/9CHyAR3F7E

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

@IzzyInCO @VP https://t.co/z5E7JdYv9G

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

I had to read this like 6 times before I understood what you meant. But yes, why would anyone think it’s “I’s”

[LJN @layhindsay]

Oh, for fuck’s sake. It’s “name’s and my” NOT “name and i’s.”

Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

@layhindsay @parksandrec @mradamscott @evilhag Hahaha I was just thinking this the other day. Like how freaking excited would Leslie be? She would probably pass out from a candy high of excitement.

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

@yeehawbutspooky @Keally22 Dude, we could probably write a book about how Texans behave in ski resort towns.

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

Am I missing something? I don’t understand what I’m supposed to do with this... I got a new #iphone and received this Lightning to USB-C cable that is useless to me. I’ve never even seen a female USB-C port (besides the hole in a recent android...)

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

Holy shit #feelgoodnetflix hit me hard. The last 2 episodes had me in tears for these characters. This is shit real people deal with every single day. @TheMaeMartin

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

@layhindsay 100% would watch!

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

“If there’s one thing that I know, it’s never to mess with Mother Nature, mother-in-laws, or mother freaking Ukrainians.” #TheItalianJob

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

I think the perfect holiday is snuggling up and watching a movie you’ve seen a billion times. (Also letting the puppy cuddle next to you even though she’s not allowed on the couch at Grandma & Grandpa’s house.) #sshhhh #Thankful

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

Every time Djokovic and Federer face off I tell myself it’s a win either way bc Roger is the best & it’s always a pleasure to see him succeed and break records.
But that’s a lie. I’m a Novak fan through and through. When it comes down to it I root for him on every point. #GoNole

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Emotion on Saturday gets you penalized.

Emotion on Sunday makes you famous.

#USOpen2018

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

@iHeartSteveB funny faces, but maybe the twitterverse can help place these musicians! #BigGig18 @kflay @DanReynolds

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

@AnnaLaw03374642 @KTCLchannel933 @WALKTHEMOONband @lucky__west @brosemaiman @wtmkevin @seanydrums @petricholas I loved watching how much fun you two were having during the whole day dancing and smiling 😁 Stay awesome.

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

2012 was an incredibly difficult year. I played Anna Sun and It's Time so often it's amazing I never got sick of them. Tonight I saw Walk the Moon and surprise Dan Reynolds. Looks this is gonna be an extra emotional week this year. #720 #BigGig18

[Mallory B @MalEchelon]

@molly_katharine And that's when I say, "Well, I've been meaning to try out my new sleeping bag..."