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[mal @MalMoho]

I love any rendition of Island in the Sun

[mal @MalMoho]

H8 to be a h8r but crumbl cookies are not good

[mal @MalMoho]

I’m just living my mfing best life

[mal @MalMoho]

I am such a hat girl and I love that about me

[mal @MalMoho]

Still feel this 💕

[mal @MalMoho]

I’ve come to enjoy the days spent at home by myself. Good quality thinking and content with my own presence. Yay

[mal @MalMoho]

I’m drinking hot tea and painting watercolor who have I become

[mal @MalMoho]

I will literally divorce my husband if he posts pictures of me giving birth on Facebook…like I don’t even understand why that is a thing these days

[mal @MalMoho]

I’m addicted to sushi

[mal @MalMoho]

Is it coincidental that most of my good friends birthdays are the same week as mine lol

[mal @MalMoho]

I mean I can cook and drink I just never look cute doing it lol

[mal @MalMoho]

I aspire to be like that badass babe on TikTok who always has the cutest outfits on cooking dinner with a bomb cocktail while waiting for her fiancé to get home from golf…

[mal @MalMoho]

Why do I like new balances

[mal @MalMoho]

I’m a happy gal these days

[mal @MalMoho]

My friends and I always say that summer 2020 was the best time of our lives. Now we all are moving forward from the pandemic and pressing play after a long pause. This is good but also sad because now we have no excuse to do everything together. This is worse than after college😢

[mal @MalMoho]

Most of my tweets are posted when I’m drunk & it makes me laugh. People usually text exes when they’re drunk…I just tweet random shit 😂

[mal @MalMoho]

I think I’m the only female who isn’t obsessed with Harry styles

[mal @MalMoho]

@alainamoh Same. Maybe it’s a Mohorter thing 🤪

[mal @MalMoho]

I’ve flown to cali and back twice & out of those flights I’ve lost my left airpod, saved a man’s life on a plane, had a flight canceled and then waited on a plane 3 hours before taking off. Do I have bad luck or has flying gotten worse like everything else???

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One thing about me…. I’m gonna show up late 😅

[mal @MalMoho]

One of the biggest turnoffs to me is a dirty microwave