Mallory Yager

University of Central Missouri, Business Management, Customer Service, Entertainment, Active & Outdoorsy, Truly Blessed!

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

Didn't drink last night so I wouldn't have a hangover today..instead I wake up at 5:00 a.m. with a migraine from hell that I can't shake..😩

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

Right where I belong 🙌🏼☺️

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

@scottswag yes please! Lol

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

Short term goal: Understand wtf is going on throughout the movie The Big Short. Damn this movie is confusing and I feel like an idiot😒😣

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

@JButterfliess but..."Are youuuu Poopy...? 😏 hahahaahah

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Guy it happened. My biggest fear..

I chose the handicap stall and when I came out a handicap person was waiting on me..😲😱😓

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

😤😤😤😤😤 frustrated AF.

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@Schmeighboors King of the mother fucking North! 👅 I can't handle it lol forever blaming you for my obsession 👌🏽

[UCM Mules & Jennies @ucm_athletics]

Checking in for #teamUCM: USMC Corporal & @UCMTF Sprinter Johnny Good as he conducts operations overseas in Norway.

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

I wanna cry my feet hurt so bad! My boots are the bomb but after running around in them for 10 hours..😒😳 mm nope! 🙅🏻#HappyHCNKC #PBRBigSkye

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

4th stop in our happy hour crawl and I'm on tinder. @LaurenZluticky 😂

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

I'm getting puppy fever so bad!!! 😩

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

My roomie is finally moved in!!!! 😃👯 @JButterfliess

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

I need a pal that is awake between 3-4am Thursday-Saturday that wants to chat with me on my drive home so I don't fall asleep & crash. 😳

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

Well now that I am finally through five seasons of Game of Thrones I can start sleeping again 🙂

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

Being in walking distance to a Mexican restaurant, a Tropical Snow, and a liquor store makes me one happy camper!😄🍧🌮🍻

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

@JButterfliess I saw 😍😍 omg I want the face palette right now!!

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

@JButterfliess yeah you better!!!! 😀👏🏽 next weekend we will be roomies 👯

[Mallory Yager @MalPalYager]

When I get motivated to mow my own lawn and I can't get the damn thing to start 😡 someone help me wtf!