Mal

I’m speaking

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

Jen Psaki is a fucking badass.

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

The CDC says fully vaccinated people can DROP EVERYTHING NOW. MEET ME IN THE POURING RAIN. KISS ME ON THE SIDEWALK. TAKE AWAY THE PAIN. CAUSE I SEE SPARKS FLY WHENEVER YOU SMILE’

[Mal @MalSorenson]

@jaydopps Thanks Jay!

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

The great thing about me is that I have anxiety AND depression. I’m a 2 for 1 special, baby 💯💯💯💯

[Mal @MalSorenson]

@meganlotion Imagine actually believing this😵

[Mal @MalSorenson]

Liar

[Mal @MalSorenson]

Happy

[Mal @MalSorenson]

@jaydopps Thanks Jay!

[Mal @MalSorenson]

I’m bored in the jail and I’m in the jail bored

[Mal @MalSorenson]

I wanna dance but.. corona

[Mal @MalSorenson]

Be my quarantine?

[Mal @MalSorenson]

Vibes tryna vibrate all over

[Mal @MalSorenson]

@eric_d_johnson1 Do you think Markie and Ike are gonna have to cancel the wedding

[The View @TheView]

Pete Buttigieg reacts to video of Iowa caucus-goer who tried to pull her vote for him after learning he’s gay, saying “I’m running to be her president, too.”
“I wish she was able to see that my love is the same as her love for those that she cares about.”

[Mal @MalSorenson]

Working night shift has me saying good morning at all hours of the day😴

[Mal @MalSorenson]

Happy

[Dayvee Coors @dcsheafs]

@holy_schnitt Me after every decision I make in life

[Mal @MalSorenson]

@heat_her658 Watch means their watching for one and warning means they spotted one/or think it will develop into something😆

[𝓐. @alexamendez_1]

Me realizing I should’ve stayed hone

[Mal @MalSorenson]

@cheever06 Your bio fits this. Matthew 19:26

[Mal @MalSorenson]

I don’t twitter