Mallory Essman

I love to read, write and sing. I'm a college and career advisor at a high school, journalism advisor and a freelance writer.

[Mallory Essman @Mal_a_gal]

Well, I think it is time to go to bed. I mean the Broncos already did.

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Well this is embarrassing. #bronconation

[Brad Little @GovernorLittle]

I was happy to issue a proclamation declaring October “Next Steps Idaho” Month. I was joined by Skyview High students to bring attention to the college application and scholarship process. Learn more at https://t.co/kIRJKqGVOP!

[Julie McDowall @JulieAMcDowall]

OK, before I start work today I'll taste some names. Until my coffee is done ☕️ Please RT this and get the ball rolling!

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@JulieAMcDowall What does Mallory taste like?

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@goodreads Last book I recommended was, A Woman is No Man.

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Recently had my wisdom teeth removed. My sister in law brought me a @ChickfilA frosted lemonade. Best medicine ever!

[Mallory Essman @Mal_a_gal]

Watching Instant Family. It is so good. “Things that matter are hard.”

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This is my favorite. https://t.co/egIINpKTz3

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The American School Counselor Association and NACAC suggest that each school counselor have 250 or less students on their caseload. Idaho sits at about 600 students / counselor. This needs attention. @NACACWonk @nacachillday @Nampa131schools

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@daniallsop @BWWings Asian zing

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@verizon please #ReverseTheFee for Remind. As a career advisor, I use Remind to communicate upcoming events, scholarship information, and share career opportunities.

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I know all the words to the prologue in the Lord of the Rings. #WhyImSingle #ImNotReallySingle

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When you go into education, no one warns you how much it hurts to watch your kids hurt.

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Getting a paper cut on my eyeball. #MyWeirdFear

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Sharks and crocodiles? No thanks, I'm out. #SharkWeek #SharksofCuba

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@daniallsop One time, a kid I babysat asked me why I looked like I had a baby in my tummy. #babysitting

[TayZonday @TayZonday]

Being poor now just leads to being more poor later. Can't pay to clean your teeth? Next year, pay for a root canal. Can't pay for a new mattress? Next year, pay for back surgery. Can't pay to get that lump checked out? Next year, pay for stage 3 cancer. Poverty charges interest.

[Mallory Essman @Mal_a_gal]

How is it that in 2018 it still takes more than a hour to do anything at the DMV? #embarrasing

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This R2 unit has a bad motivator! #LukeSkywalker #MayTheFouthBeWithYou