Count Malachi

Issuer of witless repartee, possessor of limited intellect, denier of things self-evident, rejector of proscripted acceptance, reenactor of oxymoronic paradox.

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@rubyyreidxo 🙋‍♂️

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@TruemyracleAmi ¢a$h

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@integr8d @JoJoFromJerz You'll never Xmeet someone more full of $hit, hypocrisy, and hyperbole than this lazy, jobless, money-grubbing, welfare-wasting, husbandless, shrew-harpy-beggar in New Jersey.

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

Hey @theperfectboobs - will you ever be coming back?

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@SybilStalloneTV @theperfectboobs 😭😭🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭<BREATHE>😭🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😆 😂😂🤣🤣😜🤪😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😆 😂😂 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 <GULP MORE AIR> 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😆 😂😂 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😜🤪😂 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣 🤡

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@theperfectboobs Down again for days. How about an update?

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@TrishaTMBMETAL Welder chic > elder chick!

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

.@theperfectboobs has been down for a couple of days now. Hope this one isn't a doozy!

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@TrishaTMBMETAL Fedex it to me and I'll return it to you zipped.

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@dysmorphia_wb Hiz speling is gud.

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@TheFigen_ Pantomime.

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@TrishaTMBMETAL I’ll send you some of mine.

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@TrishaTMBMETAL @runnerzlegz Abs for the win!

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@TrishaTMBMETAL That’s what Southwest Airlines is for.

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@TrishaTMBMETAL Never a bad choice.

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@TrishaTMBMETAL Must be Spanish…

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@TrishaTMBMETAL It's a very nice face.

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@TrishaTMBMETAL Arizona is nice this time of year.

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@JimmyJoeYam #powerofthepussy

She’s got his mind all fucked up.

[Count Malachi @MalachiCrunch]

@femalebodybuil6 So juiced. She can sing bass in the Oak Ridge Boys.