Malaclypse The Youngest

His High Holy Reverence the Polyfather, Malaclypse the Youngest, High priest of the POEE, Keeper of the Sacred Chao, and Episkopos of the Discordian Society.

[Malaclypse The Youngest @Malaclypse3rd]

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States #LiesTrumpHasTold

[Malaclypse The Youngest @Malaclypse3rd]

@senatemajldr @POTUS Coal is dying. Just like your career!

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@realDonaldTrump So does slavery and incest.

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@realDonaldTrump @JudgeJeanine Watch fox news and tweet dumb shit?

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@ewarren You're as useless as a bag of dicks without a handle!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr This is a violation of the Hatch act.

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@LindseyGrahamSC @marthamaccallum I would rather shit in my hands and clap!

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@realDonaldTrump We are, you're being impeached!

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@senatemajldr And you're still blocking every bill the house passes.

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@RandPaul I call on you to shut the fuck up!

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@realDonaldTrump This is a violation of the Hatch act.

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@realDonaldTrump Really shouldn't talk about putting people on a list after tweeting support for Nationalism. It's a bad look!

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@JoeNBC The only way Biden passes, is like a kidney stone!

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@reaIdonaIdtripe @messiahcomplex Because everyone was booing you.

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@VP Is that just your religion? Or everyone?

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@MichaelAvenatti

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@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/dIuBAbZtjT

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@RandPaul When have you ever been right?

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@realDonaldTrump Resignation or gtfo!

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@realDonaldTrump @POTUS Says orange slimer