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@Simi_2210_ Clearly the answer is 18

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@Jaxweah $100k CDN but I’d be happy with $100 every little bit helps…. Heck I’d be happy with $2

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@elonmusk @wef Something about supply chains and critical resources like oh… silver

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@SumitM_X Why would you even care how many orders you have on a 30m row table?

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@SumitM_X Count(1) is marginally faster

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@SolLunix Earth. Moon. Mars.

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@karthikponna19 Prolog

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@fidexcode Basic

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@ChShersh @Franc0Fernand0 You don’t, use a database that’s tuned to process this type of data. Sorry but 100 gb a day is nothing. You can decode that data into a database and have it indexed likely in under 10 mins.

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@iyoushetwt PowerBuilder 👍

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@peterrhague Me: <support>

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@igor_alexandrov I still want to be able to query a service layer to determine its “health” beyond just the http server. And the response should include why it’s “unhealthy”. I like red/green all the way down.

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@brankopetric00 If ANY query takes more than 60 seconds, you’re doing it WRONG, and I don’t care HOW much data you’re dealing with. And yes, 99% of the time, it’s the query or the design of the underlying tables that’s the issue, not the database.

Missing indexes are a massive whoopsie.

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@tom_antok What do you mean used to?

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@thefunkyhermit Nope, It’s B tier for me… always

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@thefunkyhermit @MeghanMcCain Mind you they already rule, so, ya… meh.

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@thefunkyhermit @MeghanMcCain It’s worse, it won’t be idiots who inherit the earth, it’ll be religious zealots.

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@roblittledotca I’ve had bugs last years with no clearly identifiable cause and no clear way to 100% reproduce them.

I’ve also had bugs outlast major software versions.

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@FTB_Team Sounds like a lot of fun

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@thefunkyhermit @LtBuzzLitebeer @TheDivisionGame Oh, and it needs leaderboards, don’t forget that