Maladjusted Molly

ADHD 'humor'

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

My partner knows me well enough now that when I say an item is in a really safe place, I mean that it's safe from me and I need help finding it now please and thank you.

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

View my coolest stats in Bloodstone season! https://t.co/KS2S1nXLJw #MARVELSNAP

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

Me - unable to handle keeping my house clean, groceries in the fridge, and money in the bank
Also me - 'should I open a cat cafe?!'

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

Me: hey there's something really easy and simple that you can do to help save lives everyday
Them: easy and simple? ofc, what do I have to do?!
Me: drive at or below the speed limit
Them:

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

My toxic trait is that I want to wear outfits like this to my office job.

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

There's a @Boeing complex near me that has a minor highway running through it. if you are very lucky you get to watch them towing a little jet or plane or whatever from one side of the road to the other!! Yes, you are held up, but it's so cool, I just don't care! ✈

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

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A link to see if you are impacted by the bottled water drinking order in Philly. If you need water and can't get it, reach out

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

'You heart rate is a little elevated'
Well I just watched two hours of dateline in your waiting room, ofc it's elevated. Put some fucking teletubbies on or something, fuck.

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

#PS4share

https://t.co/NeIC3Y2wvk

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

I advanced to the Gold League on Duolingo

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

#FortniteChapter4 https://t.co/c4b6mI62I7

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

I advanced to the Sapphire League on Duolingo

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

@queenglitter4

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/xrod0hVGW5

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

Use what you've got
#Fortnite

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

#PS4share

https://t.co/NeIC3Y2wvk

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

#PS4share

https://t.co/NeIC3Y2wvk

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

'We will give you one plus size character but she's going to look like an actual troll and wear hideous outfits.' - Fortnite, actually

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

@zukosfate

[Maladjusted Molly @MaladjustdMolly]

🧠 'We are thirsty, you should have some juice'
Me 'How about some water?
🧠 'Oh maybe a popsicle!'
Me '....... w a t e r?'
🧠 'Watermelon?'
Me 'You are so close and yet...'