Malakite

dhampir vtuber
(but really a low energy person)

i play games on twitch sometimes.

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hey, man, if you two aren’t a thing then why is her leitmotif playing in your theme?

[casey @tinyrowlet]

the uk is a cold rainy climate and us hitting 34.8°C in spring should concern everyone but no keep laughing about how we can't handle heat

[TheMorbidMoth💀🇬🇧🥀British Moth Vtuber @morbid_moth]

⚠️🇬🇧A WARNING if you follow British Vtubers🇬🇧⚠️

It's going to be gross and🔥HOT🔥 in the UK soon, what you need to know to prepare:

~YES we WILL be complaining about the weather.

~YES it's going to be insufferable.

x NO we don't have AC.

x NO we will not shut up about it.

[Malakite @Malakite__]

uh OHHHH

[VeXpo! @Vtuber_Expo]

[Talent Announcement]

Come one, come all - thine jesters hath arrived at VeXpo! 🎭

The Best in Jest show will be gracing the NEC with their jester's privilege for a long weekend of laughs! From September 18th, take your seats and hold onto your tomatoes as this daffy duo battle it out to be the biggest fool right before your very eyes... 🎪 🎟️

Please expect pies, pointy moustaches and professors (just one, actually). 👓

#VeXpo2026

[dr. vee @kirikokamoris]

TRAGIC: adhd girl discovers playing carefully and behind cover makes you play better and survive longer in fps game

[0x4682B4💾 @0x4682B4]

🧧✨Year of the Horse Raffle!🐎

To celebrate the Year of the Horse, we are giving away 2 #EmoteLab CDKeys!

🏆 2 winners

To enter:
✅ Follow me
❤️ Like
🔁 RT (no QRT)

📅 Ends: Feb 23, 2026
🎁 Each winner gets 1 EmoteLab CDKey

[adam? @thenumber9door]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

To celebrate the new "Unity Cup: Shine On, Team Spirit!" Career Scenario, we're giving trainers a chance to win an iPhone 17 Pro, Acrylic Key Chain Set, or 5,000 Carats—Follow & Repost to enter!

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#Umamusume

[Malakite @Malakite__]

@thelitlewiseowl happy balloon day!!!

[ʚɞ @iluvmssy]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[Malakite @Malakite__]

@Hooi21 that screen is massive wtf

[gabe @allgarbled]

“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

[Malakite @Malakite__]

@sopahero @calamitynikki congratulations!!💖

[Malakite @Malakite__]

@sopahero congrats!!! happy new year!!

[🩷 Semy Sin 🩷 @semysin]

Showcasing the streamer struggle

[Malakite @Malakite__]

yakuza 0 good