Malalei 🎍

utuadeña | Serious account of my parody life. Soy del campo y no me pican los mosquitos. Huelo a mí y eso es rico. Mal hablá con cojones | IG: malalei |

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

No pudo con la mentira detrás del cristianismo*

[Habib Khan @HabibKhanT]

Emotional footage from Afghanistan shows Afghan female medical students and their instructor in tears, consoling each other after the Taliban banned them from continuing their studies. The new directive shuts women out of medicine—the last field still open to them.

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

No me gusta cuando la estoy pasando mal y de momento pongo un sketchy and they address it.
"How are you doing, theres a lot of material, huh?"
A QUE LLORO

[molina @robertomolinaa_]

not Jennifer reciclando el discurso de Fortuño😭😭😭

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

@NotabilityApp Your app crashes a lot. Im a long-time user that purchased Notability when it wasn’t free. Now, with the app becoming free and shifting to in-app purchases, it seems that the focus has shifted to maximizing profits rather than ensuring a stable, functional product for loyal users

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

Research building smells like good coffee 😭☕️

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

Ahora estoy arriba, btw.
Subimos de piso.

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

Si no me sale una pregunta de Pancoast Tumor mañana en ese examen me wa encabronal fueLte.

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

@MechxCorta Estas pueste pal road trip? Mahi mahi en añasco/rincon.
Actually, pediste mofongo, pero te recomiendo su trifongo.
En la model.

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

Watching my nephews grow a través del teléfono duele con cojones.

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

Escribiendo esto desde mi samsung — bebiendo sunjoy

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

Chick fi deberia vender un galon de los de Arizona pero de sunjoy. Palote

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

Leyendo de neuro con el té y desayuno que me ha cargao’ to’ el año académico.
Mi mañana could not get better, env.

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

@TacoBell_PR cada vez que voy a taco bell pago extra por que me echen 4 cantos de tomate. Dejen de ser tan afrentaos’, coño.

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

Acabé mi clase de bioquimica medica pa’ siempre.
Nos vemos en mi dedicated pal STEP 🥹 hasta pronto.

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

Pero qué poetta

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

La mejor curva es una teta

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

Mextra ñaron. Yavol vi.

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

@hulu you have a bug in your mobile app. The sound doesn’t work when you press play so you have to quit it and try again.

[Malalei 🎍 @Malalei_]

@SpotifyCares I WANT MY HEART ICON BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Hyper-independence is a trauma response where we: rarely or never ask for help, believe no one cares for us, and give up on making any connections at all because we believe eventually we’ll be abandoned.