Malan

the meanest clown in town

[Malan @MalanBroser]

Damn, I miss my old friends

[Malan @MalanBroser]

Just learned how to play Man On The Silver Mountain on guitar and I’m blaring it trough my amp in the garage and I’m gonna wake the neighbours

[Malan @MalanBroser]

Spent a whole bunch of time being mad about nothin #goshdarnit

[Malan @MalanBroser]

@WadelyWade How’s about Half-Life 3

[Malan @MalanBroser]

Yeah I’m pretty excited to see Venom after watching that trailer

[Malan @MalanBroser]

Gym etiquette 101: gym conversation should never exceed 2 minutes and 30 seconds, do not approach someone mid set or if they have headphones in

[Malan @MalanBroser]

Happy National Dog Day, if you don’t like dogs then this one’s for you

[Malan @MalanBroser]

RIP Stephen Hawking, the world just got a little darker

[Malan @MalanBroser]

When people ask me for workout/ diet advice

[Malan @MalanBroser]

I need some gym friends who are going for strength, flexibility and aesthetic but not crazy deep end CrossFit people #lonelygymboi

[Malan @MalanBroser]

Weeks of proper dieting, vigorous workout regiment, drinking more than 2L of water a day, then one weekend of “fuck it” eating throws it all out of wack

[Malan @MalanBroser]

Gym etiquette 101: unless someone asks you for a spot or is screaming at you for help while the bar is crushing them, don’t go over and spot them

[Malan @MalanBroser]

See things for what they really are and stop dreaming about what they could have been

[Malan @MalanBroser]

A song for every mood

[Malan @MalanBroser]

@nolanbcox Sorry I’m just looking for a friend right now

[Malan @MalanBroser]

When you shake someone’s hand and they hold it for longer than 3 seconds and don’t let go... WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

[Malan @MalanBroser]

@McBryce Hey Traffy Boyo, you’re pretty darn alright too

[Malan @MalanBroser]

Call me apathetic but no one gave a rats ass about my mental health when they called me a shallow douchebag or a faggot, so if you’re going to post a #BellLetsTalk make sure you’re practicing what you preach

[Malan @MalanBroser]

@nolanbcox This is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time

[Malan @MalanBroser]

When your phone updates all your apps by itself and all the updates are complete garbage