MissMalaprop

Miss Malaprop kindly brings you sporadic words of woe.

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“Escape Goat”-when your pet runs away and you blame them

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"Ring Barrier". (When you just need something between your finger and the ring)

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"Process of Illumination" (when your journey takes you towards the light)

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"Vowel renewal" (when you substitute YOO for you)

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"I go for the Juggler"
#malaprop5

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Escape-goat! As in: "my boss uses me as an escape-goat"
#lockthegates

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You had me #fromthegecko

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@DameEdnaEverage have you a favorite malaprop to lend?

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@TaranKillam Miss Malaprop approves of the birth of sir jebidiah atkinson

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#cashphrase

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My caravan

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#takingitforgranite

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#pacificideas

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@kathwessling miss malaprop dons you the pink ribbon seal of approval 🎀

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#mutepoint