Merk Kerley

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@memeticsisyphus People aren’t cars, the deli line is not I-5

I remember years ago they used to tell us “lane ending in 2 miles” everyone would get over, and it would take an hour to get through. Now they don’t post those signs until you’re less than half a mile away and the jam is much smaller

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@olzhu @SergeyKadinsky Maybe full erasure of everyone would work. Each stop should just be words most languages recognize. Orange stop, mom stop, telephone stop, email stop, bus stop.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

Americans yearn for the gilded age and a return to Second Empire Architecture

[Jon Elder @BlackLabelAdvsr]

I see these neighborhoods being built in Texas and I’m trying to figure out who in their right mind would buy a mansion with zero lot lines.

Like, you could do a handshake through your kitchen window. Insane!

Please make it make sense.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@nealjclark1 @Kaltinelth Rage bait rage bait rage bait

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@martianwyrdlord I just… don’t care. Get your phones out kids, I’m about to throw it back in a hand stand and fall over.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@CassCoupDeville @wendellsandico If she teams up with Pink for a tour they would empty out Gen X bank accounts across the country.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@lyndonbajohnson Yay eggs are cheap, can’t wait for them to shoot up to $4 again because oil is $150 a barrel.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@JohnthesheepNAT @Pies_of_Lee Well what Hoover did from 29-33 sure didn’t help. He did a hands off approach, you know let the economy correct itself. And he ended his presidency with homeless shack towns named after him (Hoovervilles)

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@JuliaHB1 Damn and I thought us Americans were the batshit crazy ones rn. The Anglo world is hurting, honey.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@riseup47372847 @TRANSGENDHER So I would be considered hot there? yay

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@TonyyCFM We need more kids with main character energy instead of nihilist, too cool for school, iPad glazed kids.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@siliconeinmy This man has set bald rights back decades

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@gwseelii Could you have written True Romance? Could you have co-written Señorita? You better at least put Charli in the songwriter category. U r right about being a bad performer and singer, that’s my girl but I’m gonna be real about it.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@scvrletswift2 @billCLITnton Ur fav also does coke and acts like a teenager on the lyrics. No shade, I love Taylor too, but let’s be BFFR.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@constantinvonh Omg he made the @30Rock joke real

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@BelieveOnJesus @DesireeAmerica4 “Believe on Jesus Christ” and you’re on here casting stones. Right right right.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@sxawnx2017 @_uncle_gworl There are literal nazi crashing the economy rn, I’m gonna pick and choose my battles. This queen can say it.

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

@sxawnx2017 @_uncle_gworl Yes she does

[Merk Kerley @MalarkeyMark]

If I go to hell I will have solace in the fact I get to watch this administration burn in double hell

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

MAGA 🇺🇸⚡️