Malaya

[christine 🌿 @xtinemarx]

the conservative mind can’t fathom the concept of boston massachusetts

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

his little thong

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

peeta.

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[j @bohojham]

free trial i forgot to cancel charged me $69.99

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

p!nk when she said we're all gonna get in a fight

[joey ౨ৎ @joeyiscultured]

so there’s this city called boston, massachusetts

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

called the dentist to schedule a cleaning, why the lady say "can you come in right now?" well no...

[slice @sliceofheck]

They should make a Jurassic Park movie where all the dinosaurs and humans get along and the park runs just fine. I’m tired of this

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Did the journal factory explode is the funniest and most relateable thing I’ve heard in a long time

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

To kill a moggingbird

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Georgia🏳️‍⚧️ @transyapper7781]

What the fuck happens in zootopia 2

[meg man @MegManClone]

Will you still love me when I’m no longer dope and sick as fuck?

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[corb @awshuqs]

who up letting it linger

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

I have no sympathy for this man or the situations he gets himself into.

[DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️ NO on Prop 43 @uhshanti]

THEY USED A PICTURE OF PROVINCETOWN LOL LMAO

[Rod Nez Movies @rodnezmovies]

16 years ago, the cast of 'Gossip Girl' exposed each other at Thanksgiving dinner while 'Whatcha Say' by Jason Derulo played.