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tubes

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“We’re gonna need a bigger boat,” I say, sexually attracted to large boats

[milk but passed the date on the side of it @but_milk]

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE NEAREST BRIDGE TO SUCK COCK UNDER IT

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You’re actually incorrect, bro

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@oeufs_brouilles

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

i hate that part in job interviews where they make you stop masturbating

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@RPillbody I’m doing a seminar about this in February

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Hey lady, you got great tits. Which is weird for me to say, because I usually hate tits.

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Just got an email telling me I’m the next James Bond and I didn’t even audition or act before

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Hey lady, you got great tits. Which is weird for me to say, because I usually hate tits.

[Gay NFL player @LonelyGreaser70]

Nana can you take me to the hood barbershop

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Good morning to my penis only

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

I appreciate the reply but I straight up do not respect you

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

Me: I’d like to report a murder
Cop: go on…
Me: of crows
Cop: go away…
Me: voting illegally
Cop: go on…

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

You have to be very careful around funny people. They’re usually sick and evil.

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@NaemiHan Easy for you to say

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Shaving off my eyebrows because I’m mad at them

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@NaemiHan OW MY GUN IS HURTING ME

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@NaemiHan MY GUN IS FUCKING FURIOUS

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I don’t care who plays the next James Bond as long as he finally throws his own poop at the bad guys LIKE IN THE ORIGINAL BOOKS

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@NaemiHan They looked better on it than me

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@NaemiHan My gun

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@brankinist And how many eyebrows?