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My son Doug doesn’t understand my sense of humor. Like that time I named him Doug

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

VOTE COCK BOBSON FOR CONGRESS

🇺🇸 I LIKE COCK 🇺🇸

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@disney how much for the grongu

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I would like to let AI take over my brain and my body. I would like to go into a deep sleep and meet Jesus and learn about Jesus

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@angryrose I like holes

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Do you guys like holes

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I can cum, just not well

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Saying YAASSSS QUEEN, SLAY until the divorce is finalized

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Trying to live my life like paddington bear

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Speaking as both a senator AND a congressman, I am also a medical doctor

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Lesbian haircut-mogging Suzanne, the office lesbian

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Left my wallet on the bus which means someone is going to stumble upon it and find the picture of me photoshopped into a loving family

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

I hope I'll have great big quivering jowls when I'm older

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

Imagine being type-casted for your tiny penis

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In a way we’re all grogu

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@angryrose Awww

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Starting to regret naming my son grogu.

Also starting to regret tattooing grogu onto his infant head, as well as having him undergo several cosmetic surgeries in order to make him look more like classic film character grogu

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@slvmcdchl Gotta wash my hogs

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Forgetting which numbers come after which

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Her: i just feel like you don’t take our relationship seriously

Me, playing a clarinet with my asshole: hogwash

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@yaqobhyndes Yeah but then why’d he add it in the first place