Næmï on Mars

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Don't be no skezzed out gonk. Chippin in's preem when you just wanna delta from RL. Turn on - Boot up - Jack in. All's shimra, choom

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

keep your toilet squeaky clean by taking a shit in the kitchen sink

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

Stock market analyst : So we’re seeing all these waves because of what’s happening in the world being reflected on the market. See this wave here is due to this firm buying out that one, and this bigger wave here is due to this country invading that one…
Trump : CANNONBAAALL

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Do people who go camping know about not camping?

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

@cowincrisis @mouse_math Spin your tail real fast and helicopter over it

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

@Horseincrisis_ It helps you phloat

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

@muheediva01 It's ok I got AC

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

@skitzocat Stuff

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

under capitalism “growing up” is basically a process of unlearning empathy

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

@WrnrWrites degenerative AI

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

@autocanidphile Video games

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

Going to another punk concert to take my mind off the permanent ringing in my ear

[Soham @king26_sk]

men invented handshakes so they could hold hands in the workplace

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

@vegetalpuppet I didn't even know they made oil from legs

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

I'll block and I'll mute and I'll click "I don't like this ad" your ads down

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

How can anyone focus with all these mice running around in my head

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

@iGreenGod Atmospheric reentry

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

@BobGolen we're all the same height laying down

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

"hm no, not that one"
- me looking for a sign

[Næmï on Mars @NaemiHan]

@sliceofheck My left tit's in love with my right tit but my right tit's like ew no