JustElliot

At least three of Taylor Swift’s songs are about me. Joke fact checker. “I see dim people”

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

Women over 35 on Twitter would like you to know they really love sex and are really good at it

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I don’t know what Nvidia does

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

This is the idiot that Maga relies on for their politics, & he doesn't even know who his own sides Senators are.

Delete your PFP @catturd2
You fucking moron!

[jason jasonson the third @jasonjasonson33]

factcheck: this is not about my penis.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@shaunking A white guy pretending to be a black guy pretending to be a Muslim

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

@marklevinshow This is why I use hotmail

[JeffSC @liberalismONCMD]

I call this "Trump can only be failed"

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@Globetrotter42O @Phillygirl741 @KatTimpf @Pameladoodleluv Talk about cherry picking. Yes, the market hasn’t had the same growth the past two years but how about the past decade alone? Have wages kept up with this?

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@EvilSubhuman 🤣🤣🤣

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

In related news my Atari wasn’t working last night.

[Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow]

Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing.
You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong.
So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.)
I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

Enough

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@Syrup_Tishus @Montreal_Expos 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@Syrup_Tishus And they’ve all congregated in the same place.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

Why is every other idiot in here telling us this like anyone gives a fuck?
Exhibit 16,873,321 of why monetization was a mistake.

[Trade @aziz_chl]

أخيرا عرفت كيف استخدم أي GIF يعجبني💀

طلع الموضوع بسيط وسهل جداً

1- اضغط مطولاً على الـ GIF
2- اضغط على (نشر GIF) أو (نسخ رابط الفيديو)

وكذا تقدر تستخدم اي GIF يعجبك وتنشره بحسابك

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@notmyrlnmnemore It’s not that, it’s the metal part you screw into the 10 inch black and white tv!

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@JustRadEnough I agree with all that. And I defended Sirianni until the last few weeks. When a team routinely just phones it in during the fourth quarter week after week, you’ve lost them.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@Pameladoodleluv @KatTimpf That kind of makes her point

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@KatTimpf Don’t even bother. These people call Ron Desantis a communist. It’s time to stop taking them seriously.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@_ladygooch @Wlh3rd Completely performative. They even had 12 of them not vote. The story is the arrived late. That way the majority of them could vote yes on it and the others had an excuse, and they all knew it wouldn’t pass. Grandstanding nonsense.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

This whole Hegseth impeachment thing is fucking stupid. Democrats are just dumb for getting involved in this tail chasing nonsense. It does NOTHING and it accomplishes NOTHING.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@Wlh3rd @_ladygooch He was the only one willing to vote yes on the record

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“Ok, now have the guy with a foot fetish run over 2 people, but only their feet.”