JustElliot

At least three of Taylor Swift’s songs are about me. Joke fact checker. “I see dim people”

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

Women over 35 on Twitter would like you to know they really love sex and are really good at it

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

this would have never happened under Clippy.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@fredemonium They went back to their origins

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It is in history books. You’d have to read them to know that though.

[Native American History @_nativeamerica]

Why isn’t this in history books?

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@cigarsandlegs Those will definitely be the only sales

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

I’m sure this book will be fucking fascinating.
She’s “naming names” now when she’s going to be out of office. Why didn’t she do that while she was IN office and could have done something about it?

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Did I tell y’all I’m writing a book? This will not be a boring policy manual, but rather a political page-turner.

About halfway through drafting.

Naming names. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@MustangMan_TX If you’re worried about something like this maybe don’t take your kids out to eat in a bar lol

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@KFILE @bendreyfuss “Soros funded” doesn’t mean shit when another foreign born billionaire gives GOP candidates more money in one cycle than Soros has in his life.

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@Ally_Sammarco @MargaretLatrei1 Not if you’re using them for military purposes either in the structure or in tunnels below it.

[Maya Bakhai 🌶️ @MayaBakhai]

There were signs

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@cigarsandlegs They’ll tell you to take it like a man

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@NancyMace Waiting until you’re out of office to start “naming names” is the weakest, cowardly shit ever. You didn’t have the guts to do it when you were in a position to do anything about it because it would have hurt you politically? You are such a train wreck. Pathetic.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

The “Soros funded” shit doesn’t work anymore. Another foreign born billionaire put more money into Republican candidates during the 2026 midterms than Soros has in his life.

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Not only did Republicans lose a US Senate seat in Mississippi, but they lost it to a Soros-funded district attorney.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@RonDeSantis “Soros funded” doesn’t work when another foreign born billionaire has pumped more money into Republican candidates in a year than Soros has in his life. This is the political equivalent of sounding like a boomer.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@FlynnUnbound O love that they had a switch for color and black and white lol

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In related news my Atari wasn’t working last night.

[Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow]

Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing.
You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong.
So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.)
I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@Slp1144Pierce @FaytuksNetwork And usually his endorsement means you’re not getting the job

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@cigarsandlegs The dick wolves were rampant. Also, in the 90’s, I paid off my next to nothing student loans to a large state school early, within 5 years.

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

@SundaeDivine @Osint613 Cucked by Putin

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@Osint613 Handing Russia an advantage while they aid the Iranians