JustElliot

At least three of Taylor Swift’s songs are about me. Joke fact checker. “I see dim people”

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Women over 35 on Twitter would like you to know they really love sex and are really good at it

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@JustRadEnough He’s a bitch

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@sweetmomissa @FFmaxhyde This is the biggest balderdash that’s ever been baldered or dashed!

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@sweetmomissa @FFmaxhyde

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@NotSauer @TalkingFriars I’d say it has more to do with the entire team batting .228.

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@NotSauer @UtdAtlanta @Lastdance_LL @TalkingFriars Every star player doesn’t do it

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@NotSauer @TalkingFriars Not running out shit like that is a big part as to why they won’t be in the postseason.

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@jmm120523 @JoeConchaTV Not me. This video doesn’t outrage me and neither do memes making fun of George Floyd or anyone else. People need to stop being sensitive. Anything public is open to ridicule.

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@Osint613 This will help us with Iran making us look like little bitches

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You're an East German border guard Harry

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@jmm120523 @JoeConchaTV Don’t love it, don’t hate it. I simply don’t care about it.

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@BrunusCutis Congratulations!

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@StillJustDandy @KatAUversion Of course when I said that something with the word gay in it occurred to you

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@KatAUversion I’ve been studying

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the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂

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Megyn Kelly is a big fan of Sirhan Sirhan’s work. Confirmed!

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@RobertKennedyJr What a shot. Amazing

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@megynkelly @RobertKennedyJr Probably the worst phrasing ever when he’s referencing his father’s assassination.

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@CallMeK1123 Bald men are simply superior. Humans have gotten less hairy through evolution. Bald men are simply more evolved.

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@efiorentino31 The existence of the letter R can be rumah for Bostonians