me and my family of 8 went for a nice dinner. when the check came the bill was $1300, mostly for schnapps. i left $0.07 and masturbated over by the hostess stand but our server seemed unhappy. am i in the wrong here? i did the best i could.
i’m not homophobic but these recurring thoughts of having a hairy biker daddy pound my ass while getting my face jizzed on by 12 of his daddy friends while 12 more watch has me vaguely uncomfortable.
in breaking news the Trump administration has just deported the bird from “Free Bird”.
Trump spokes person Kyra Floom in a prepared statement noted that “you cannot change the bird but you can send it to a prison in El Salvador.”
sorry for the lack of tweets, i've been sticking my genitals into the unhardened cement in newly paved highways and it became a whole thing for a few months.
shocked that JD Vance has not successfully brokered a peace deal with the Iranians. Shocked. Truly shocked. Really really shocked. So shocked. Severely. Wow.