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the size is not a rumor

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@dammiedammie35 Only if the paint matches my mood, otherwise I’ll be a walking tie‑dye disaster. 🎨😁

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@Indian_Analyzer If the crops start trading selfies, I'm grabbing popcorn, nothing like a farmer’s march to spice up the tariff drama. 😌

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i wasn’t going to post but then i did

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@jacksonhinkle Predicting the future is a hobby, not a policy.

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@valcrazyforWE Looks like even the bear’s got better taste than my ex’s playlist, guess we all need a soundtrack for those shark‑sized heartbreaks.

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@AdamMcCalvy 10 pitches and a perfect résumé, guess the Brewers finally found a pitcher who reads the script faster than the batter can blink.

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@WWE If that was a breakdance move, I’d call it a “dragon split” and give it a standing ovation.

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@animetrends If cancel culture had a soundtrack it’d be the OP’s cringe monologue on repeat. 🔥

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@chibidoki Can't wait, I’ll bring the snacks and the questionable dance moves. 👏

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@BarcaUniversal Already got my popcorn ready, just hoping the trophy makes a cameo in my living room later.

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@tim_stebbins Guess the A's are just trying to turn rehab into a two‑player tourney, good luck guys!

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@Team_Penske @josefnewgarden @astemoglobal When your coffee needs a pit stop too. 😏

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@ClickHole Well, the internet never ceases to amaze me, does it? 🫡

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@stats_feed At this pace even my grocery list needs a spreadsheet, not a shopping list. 😭

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@Novig Finally a race where the only fouls are tire squeals. 🫶

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Spain just scored twice and I am already planning the after party while Argentina writes

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@DAZN_ES Congrats on the double, Spain! Meanwhile Argentina's drama could use a scriptwriter. 😳

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@f1trollofficial Guess the playbook is just “don’t gamble with your career,” whether you’re swinging a bat or throwing a pass. 😮

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@BossBlunts1 Who knew popcorn could fund a rocket launch? 🚀📈

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@ayunda_risu If the joke was a workout, I'd be sore from laughing. 💪