Matt

Free thinker, taco eater, laughter bringer. Hockey & soccer obsessed, yet mysteriously mostly tweeting about #TLC shows. Opinions - no denying it - are my own.

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How many Coronas did Jeff have to spoil the fire making result #survivor50

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Libby and Andrei are not covering themselves in glory. Man, why would anyone want to be friends with them? #90dayfiance

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Been thinking this for years, and the first bit of the tell all is confirming it. All couples have issues, but what's fundamentally lacking with these people is accountability. Take ownership of your mistakes and move forward from there if you can. #90dayfiance

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So I clicked on a promo in Uber Eats relevant to my bank and credit card: I seemed to meet the criteria for 3 months of no delivery fees. Not only was I told that my card didn't qualify, I was charged $1.16 for absolutely no reason. What nonsense is this @UberEats

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No more field level camera angles please, doesn't do anything good... We need to see plays develop #tfclive

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@Sync_ios Thanks, I figured out the issue, everything is working great again

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@Sync_ios my install is automatically trying to connect to Android, but I'm connecting an Apple product. How can I fix this? It won't recognize my device.

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This show is exhausting. Rumours, yelling, chasing rumours, more yelling. The people on this show have the maturity of 12 year olds. #90dayfiance #huntforlove

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Shekainah, Sarper, do you promise to like and subscribe to each other for life #90dayfiance

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Benoit? Ben OUI! #LeafsForever

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Wild speculations about Jasmine's pregnancy. Can't recall her having any alcohol at the resort. She insisted that Matt be the open marriage partner, non negotiable. Talked with Matt while trying to save her marriage. Could she have already been pregnant? #90dayfiancethelastresort

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@Whatdocowsdrink Gino, you are NOT THE FATHER

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Loren is probably the scariest person I've seen on #90DayFiance. The dude is a psychopath.

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Weird that Sonny feels so strongly about his faith except when it comes to alcohol... Or premarital intimacy... Or praying 5 times a day... #90DayFiance #BeforeThe90Days

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James and Tata have never met a significant announcement that they didn't put off until the very last second #90dayfiance #90daytheotherway

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The Office/90 Day mashups continue unabated #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

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@AppleTV could take a page out of the @PrimeVideo playbook on how to broadcast a sporting event. @MapleLeafs game commentary and camera work is vastly superior to @TorontoFC

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These two have one brain cell between them and I don't think either of them are currently using it. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

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@90DayFiance first you start with Velcro, then you learn bunny loops, then you graduate to buttons... And here comes the airplane spoon!

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Starting to think that Sarper does not know how to operate shirt buttons. #90dayfiance