Malcolm

Caring less and less about more and more apart from wine and pies.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Feeding a baby penguin

📹AI
https://t.co/8Wp7aWhBSf

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@GeoffreyBoycott @bbctms Hope we've not heard the last of you on radio. Always honest and straightforward, and always wanted the best for English cricket

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@BumbleCricket I played, had score cards with Colin Cowdrey on the score sheet. Remember first grammar school, a lad started calledTrueman, we were Stoked!

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@strangerbabble Just remember, wasps are not friends

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@StuartBroad8 Watching you in Christchurch, damned cold this afternoon!!! You're looking like taking a wicket when you run in, great to see.

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@DentistGoneBadd If it's unstable, the flipping teeth shouldn't be put there in the first place!

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@Tracey_Ann_C @RiojaPlease no one expects the ----- penguins too : )

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

The dream is done, the sun breaks mellow to shatter shadows in the dusk. Brittle and broke like cattle drought

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@Parkerlawyer my food abuse moment like that was with a tomato sandwich. I feel your pain 7 : )

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

Close the book, the author was done 58 pages ago, you're turning empty pages. In fact throw it on the fire.

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@joanneraposo not just Mums, they know that
with grandparents too, it's scary what they know.

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Guys with beards who have never chopped down a tree should have to pay some sort of fine.

[Penny Pigtails @Tracey_Ann_C]

How to make a woman/man happy:

Find out what makes them happy

Apologies if that's obvious...

[Faiza Nausheen @faiza13393]

People aren't permanent.

Remember this and you'll be just fine.

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@Parkerlawyer driving you demented, so that's a start

[Faiza Nausheen @faiza13393]

I don't get mad. I disappear.

[stanley behrman @stanleybehrman]

Decides to drop the grudge...

*Lives happily ever after

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@StephClaireM job satisfaction is priceless though. I knew that would make you feel better 😁

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@joanneraposo melts fast in Bermuda, good plan

[Malcolm @Malcolm1267]

@Parkerlawyer another treasured memory for them, they'll have felt good all day : )