Malcolm

Sensationalist. Recent convert from procrastination to action. Enthusiastically autistic. Gets occasional cramps. Prone to exaggeration.

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@_HenryBolton I doubt if you're actually British if you think that North is some sort of geographical line. That sort of thinking led to the partition of Pakistan and India by drawing lines with no cultural comprehension, just like you did

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@Irina_exh Haha so If a vegetarian asked you not to eat bacon would you oblige them by not eating bacon? They're much more likely to be offended than Muslims who simply don't eat some foods for health reasons

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@nobleisawinner In 10 years she'll be so grateful you wouldn't sign but there might be a few rough patches before that

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@WaterRabbitt @ShiningScience You can't just randomly say that without evidence from facts or a study or a model and as far as I know there aren't any models. Or have you some information that the rest of us don't know?

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@lady_valor_07 Determined

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@Boldyboy1975 Thanks that was so funny. Also shocking! But you should be on stage man.

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@RightScopee b

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@Freyaaie ikea

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@Cairo_xprsk 90-(5)*5=65

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@MustafaCharts Elevate this to excuse the eerie engine

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@Beno10_MFC If you cross your eyes till it becomes one figure then you see the grass is different

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@Sofia50020Sofia It's on the ground?

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@Rainmaker1973 NO KINGS

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@NovaXSpace @SpaceX amazing. but what is that weird noise? bad radio comms?

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@SpaceX From (summarized) Grok: If Elon ever does go full Culture for a Mars ship, “Frank Exchange of Views” would be a perfect choice. From the Moon, you get a view of Earth hanging in the black sky — a literal frank exchange of views between humanity and our home planet.

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@Kristinartz Mogadolonian Mega Blaster. Instant vaporisation to all who stand in its way. Manufactured proudly in Macclesfield.

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@david_hollas I've no doubt you are writing from experience, but there are a lot of "AI writing" in your article. Couldn't you just wriote with your own authentic voice?

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Why are you guys so Anti dictators? https://t.co/4Tp5U2EIPT via @YouTube

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@Matt_Pinner ridiculous. All 20. I am 72 ans I suspect most of my generation gave done all of these things. Film cameras and dictionaries and boomboxes and postcards are all still in use among some parts of society. And the NHS still uses Faxes I heard!!!

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@RichRat59 @metoffice this is the forecast for sunday, not 20 hours ago when you commented. fucking useless comment frankly?