Maldives Mark

Democracy is such a drag. I'm off to the beach again until the killing is over & I can take power again.

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@Mp_sirichok will your family be joining us on the beach? No? Oh sorry, I didn't realise they were all in prison.

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@zenjournalist What about ME & @teamkorn & @Mp_sirichok??? We are the real geniuses behind Pitak Siam!!! I'm so angry I'm having a manicure

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Was really hoping for some more violence today. Violence gets my little familiar @Mp_sirichok very very excited. Which is always fun. #Psiam

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Boonlert just called me in tears. And I thought he was a real man! Luckily I'm in the business lounge boarding pass in hand #Psiam #Beach

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Just been practising "Gangland Style" with Boonlert. Me and @Mp_sirichok are performing it on the beach on Saturday. After my manicure.

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Over the weekend I want everyone to show their support for our new and funky anti-democracy movement by tweeting the #SexyBoonlert hashtag

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That ghastly "elected" woman was on TV earlier. Looking forward to the masculine Boonlert and his army boys putting her in her place.

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@VvSay I think only me and my friends should say who should govern Thailand. Who do these uneduquated peasants think they are!!!???

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@VvSay And @PM_Poo had to go through one of those tiresome election-type things. How do they work again? The people choose the PM? hahaha

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When the violence starts this weekend in Bangkok I'll be here >>> http://t.co/HM0opb3y

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@VvSay No, Boonlert is hotter than @PM_Poo. That military uniform, the threats of violence, those come to bed eyes. Seh Ai is my kind of man

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Just spoke to Boonlert (he always gets me soooo hot). He has promised me I can "win" the next election even if I lose. Yay!

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@ajarnjar @bedlamfury How dare you! I am Lord von Abhisit of Thailand! I crush my enemies, eat ice cream and carry a manbag!

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@tri26 Can you please do a Boonlert Sandwich? With me and @Mp_sirichok on either side? Tee hee. We think Seh Ai is very manly

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Oh no. A smelly peasant Red Shirt just told me I should go to The Hague & not The Maldives. He obviously doesn't know there's no beach there

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@PravitR don't you think Boonlert is dashing and handsome? There's something very "vintage" & Bangkok hipster about him. He makes me tingle

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Seh Ai is soooo manly. @Mp_sirichok can't stop gushing about him. I'm thinking of dusting off my old army uniform. The one I avoided wearing

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So where should I run away this time? After their coup the Maldives is my kind of place again. Should I return? Any thoughts @PravitR?

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Violence is soooo exciting. Last time it happened in 2010 me and @Mp_sirichok actually peed ourselves. We were holding hands though.

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I love that Boonlert chap. He's promised to give me my old job back. Quite right too. Those damn peasants haven't learned their place yet