Tobias

2nd laughingest laugher to ever laugh

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Writing a song. Think I'm going to write a line about the moon's light and then couple it with night. Has anyone thought of this before?

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Kotte Kandy

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I have discovered via original field work that humans possess a great capacity for cephalopodic movement in water. Very satisfying activity, I feel a growing kinship with squidkind.

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Doing the McConaughey Mateo bit but in Teesside and your name is Robbo

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Demagogy sucks now. Communications should never have progressed past the radio.

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Graves should be excavated by shovel and pickaxe. Tough prescribing sacredness to ground a machine has violated.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Morrissey and they let him write it

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@kunley_drukpa Is Pink Pantheress the Geri Halliwell of our day? My circles have been discussing this.

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Snapped another seagull corpse photo for the mood board. Joyous day.

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Rumblings that the Schleswig-Holstein question is being reopened. Monitoring. Stay tuned.

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@Toot3142 Patriot

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Once in Spain I needed the restroom but I hadn't bothered learning any Spanish so I decided to ask where it was in German in order to prevent furthering the negative reputation of the ignorant British tourist. One of my greatest acts of patriotism. Possibly a CBE in order.

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Our BEAUTIFUL realpolitker Home Secretary is being sabotaged by the HATERS and LOSERS in her party. Sad!

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@Toot3142 I had this exact realisation mere days ago

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Pseudoku

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Not a fan of the letter 's'. Black mark on the Latin alphabet and our language.

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What a sad perversity that cheese-rolling festival has become.

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Thomas Mann had lived in Bavaria for seven years before Buddenbrooks was published and the one Bavarian character in it is just this guy (he rules though)

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They finally cleared the festering decapitated seagull corpse out back. Sad. I think were I a 15th century lord of minor importance, my war banner would depict a festering decapitated seagull corpse.

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Children who worry about quicksand should instead worry about the bog