Male Dancer Probs

Comp Kid turned ballerino. Teacher. Choreographer. Dance Major. Procrastinator.

[Scotty Oh @DoctorDancebelt]

#ivansbadart gets the credit for this one.

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

Men, when your buying your pas De Deux partner flowers. Go for the bouquet. Go for the bouquet. Go for the bouquet. A singular Rose is what you give your 7th grade girlfriend at the Valentine’s Day dance. She’s put up with you knocking her off pointe for 3mo, get her a bouquet.

[Scotty Oh @DoctorDancebelt]

New boy showing up for first ballet class:
“Do I have to wear tights?”
Veteran male dancer:
“No. You GET to wear tights.”

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

Dancing in college is casually finding out you used to compete against your classmates and reminiscing on the awful memories of corny productions and crushed dreams

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

Me last Friday: I️ hate contemporary dance
Me now: I️ love contemporary dance

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

I ask my jazz professor if a pas de bourré is synchopated and she say “check the syllabus.” https://t.co/TyN1QMWQUo

[tacosrule @x0_rissa]

Sometimes ya just gotta appreciate professors who do everything possible to help you succeed 🙌🏻

[Scotty Oh @DoctorDancebelt]

If you follow Dr. Dancebelt you know what a dance belt is. Friends planning spandex Halloween costumes might not. Be a bro, clue them in.

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

Dancing in college is essentially sleeping through your gen eds so you actually have energy to go to your technique classes

[Mario @mtehuitz]

We could talk about:
-Climate change
-Healthcare
-Flint's water crisis
-education system
-hurricane damage

Him: let's do sports. https://t.co/KkJHEg02Dm

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

The age of the foot undie has come to an end. Rip 2010-2017

[Scotty Oh @DoctorDancebelt]

New male dancer:
"Do I really have to wear tights?"
YES
"Do I have to wear a dance belt?"
YES
"Can't I wear my _______instead?"
NO

[Scotty Oh @DoctorDancebelt]

Dance Belt comfort tip:
Change your attitude.
Lots more comfy if you think "I get to wear a dance belt", instead of "I'm forced to wear it."

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

I'm finally at my dream university getting ready to study my absolute passion in a community of like minded artists and I'm just so excited

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

And this is why you stretch after classes https://t.co/gBFHvodD9N

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

I'll do anything except pay money to own this shirt

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

@RainbowPenguin_ @AnonDancer been there, it's sad when choreographers turn to maturity in the form of sexuality for points and pizzaz, but hey own it for that platinum 🏆

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

@RainbowPenguin_ @AnonDancer

[Moises Parra @moises_parra]

bad prep bad pirouette

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

Update on me: I've returned to my old studio teaching when I can, dancing 20+ hrs a week, got accepted into my number pick for dance college

[Male Dancer Probs @MaleDancerProb]

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate studio hip hop