Male Dorm Thoughts

Shit you can only say in an all male dorm that would otherwise be offensive in a co-ed/female environment.

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Pain is misplacing a freshly cracked can

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Late night lips are difference makers

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

There's no better way to celebrate Father's Day than enjoying a lip and a cold one win the man who taught you how to be a man #HFD16

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

That post work road dip is fatter than the average Planet Fitness member on pizza Monday

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Bad girlfriend: "Ew you taste like dip."
Good girlfriend: "I saved some empty water bottles for you."

Don't be a bad girlfriend.

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Date someone who gives you the same feeling as cracking the seal of a new tin

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Buying a bottled beverage then immediately pouring out the contents when in need of a spitter #DipLife

[Male Dorm Thoughts @MaleDormThings]

Check out this alarm clock app https://t.co/ZnqEs8JmFk

[Male Dorm Thoughts @MaleDormThings]

Here in the all male dorm we consider ourselves a junior frat...without the roofies and freshman girls.

[Male Dorm Thoughts @MaleDormThings]

#OnlyInAnAllMaleDorm is it normal for a floor to discuss if asking Dominos pizza to draw a detailed pair of tits is acceptable or nah.

[Male Dorm Thoughts @MaleDormThings]

#OnlyInAnAllMaleDorm does an entire floor converge on a hallway like a pack of savage wolfs when the slightest hint of a woman is sensed.

[Male Dorm Thoughts @MaleDormThings]

#ShitYouCanOnlySayInAnAllMaleDorm Hey You got any porn recommendations?

[Male Dorm Thoughts @MaleDormThings]

"you have to ask consent every 10 minutes"
"Good thing I only last 30 seconds"