Male Nurse Problems

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[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

Is it a micro-aggression to tell a patient that its harder to place an IV on a dark skinned person or nah?

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

I'm convinced that "national day shift nurse week" is masquerading as "national nurses week" #nightshift #nursesweek

[Acronyms in ICU @theICU_FLO]

Pt: Why isn't your husband w you today?

RN: Um, he doesn't work here

Pt: You bossed him around all week

#Orientee
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[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

@ThatDudeDillon just part of my med-surg duties. Jk, CVICU all the way.

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

Just busted 2 CVVHD bags in a row, my patients room looks like a seaworld splash zone right now.

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

My patient just asked me for his vital sign numbers so he could use them to play the lotto.

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

Laura Gasparis Vonfrolio is a freaking savage #CCRN

[Intub8r @CRNA2018]

Acute CP while having intercourse..What's the Diagnosis?? #FOAMed #FOANed @EMS12Lead @LearnTheHeart

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

LVAD patient showed up with battery packs secured in a concealed carry shirt. Dope and efficient idea. Recommend it to your LVAD patients!

[workaholic @ThaoDang8]

@MaleNurseProbs when nursing reports between 2 men takes less than 5 minutes!

[CinDee @Saskalid]

@MaleNurseProbs My rapid a-fib, sob pt had no problems cheering when the Seahawks won yesterday 😆

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

My patient doesn't see a lot but he's sure watching the Alabama vs Clemson game. #NationalChampionship #RollTide #RollTideRoll

[Kyle Galutza @kgalutza]

Walk into a hospital to visit family; family immediately tells the staff I'm a nurse #nowimTHATfamilymember @MaleNurseProbs

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

My patient hates me and flicks me off, HR and BP jump 20 points when I'm in the room. But hey I'm dropping his Levo & Epi down #notevenmad

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

"I'll have a flu Christmas without you"- what I tell the fam because I work Christmas

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

Me-"Ma'am in sorry to inform you that you have C diff."

Patient- "does that mean Im difficult to C?"

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

@MaleNurseProbs: When all the men are on the same side of the unit. Lights out, no talking, and drama. #boysintheback

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

@MaleNurseProbs: "It's reperfusion VT until it's not, then it's a code"-cath lab doctor

[Kyle Galutza @kgalutza]

Working extra to buy me a new toy #workhardplayharder @MaleNurseProbs